Getting kicked around like a rock by a person that feels kicked around like a rock? Don't you ever get tired? Of course. I do. So today is your lucky day. Here are some lines and tips.
When someone tells someone your secrets:
Line: So what? I peed in my pants. Everyone peed in their pants. Especially you.
Tip: It's better if you say it in front of anyone but the teacher might be mad though.
Line: What, you want to do this in front of witnesses all around? Someone's gonna spill the beans. Unless they are to scared like you.
Tip: Ok, maybe they will hit you, so you can try blocking, dodging, showing off your pain, or kicking in the... ok, next tip...
Line: Your lucky i didn't sit on your face(s)
Tip: You will be more funny
Lying/Saying mean stuff about you
Line: Hey, at least i don't fart every time i say something. Oh man. I could smell your fart....
I guess that's all. don't say that in front of any adults if thought over. You will be super funny. Tell me if you have a problem or help or questions. Thanks.