Lars, I want you to know something. No matter how many times someone says you're ugly, remember that they have to be jealous for saying that. Always remember that, because you are the funniest owner of a Tumblr blog I've seen, and I need humor now. I've been going through weekly periods of fear, I'll get cold and just lock myself in my room. It's your jokes, your posts that make it bearable. I like you. I seem like a stalker now, but I don't mean to. I check every day for your posts. So thanks.
The Lars in Question was Roger-Taylors-sparkly-Converse, who often says she's ugly. So I sent her that. She was very happy.