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Demetrius Marquette
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"Gotta Save 'Em All"
[Parody of 'Gotta Catch 'Em All']

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I wanna’ be the very best! Demon of Avarice there ever was!
To eat souls is my real test! To save them is my cause!~

I will travel across the Earth! Searching far and wide!
For each living being to give to me! The soul they have inside!

AVARICE! (Radix Caaal~) It’s your soul and me!
I’ll write my own destiny!
AVARICE! Oooh, it’s my last hope,
Given to me by the holy pope!

AVARICE! (Radix Caaal!~) A soul so true!
My greed will pull me trough!
You help me and I’ll help you!
AV-AAA-RICE! Gotta’ reap ‘em all!

Every challenge along the way,
With determination I will face!
I will earn souls every day,
For heaven’s my rightful place!

Come with me, the time is right!
There’s no better team.
Through avarice we’ll win the fight,
As hopeless as it may seem!

AVARICE!

(Gotta’ reap ‘em all)

It’s your soul and me!
I’ll write my own destiny!

Avarice!

Oooh, it’s my last hop,
Given to me by the holy pope!

Avarice!

A soul so true!~
My greed will pull me through
You help me and I’ll help you!

AV-AAA-RICE!

(Gotta’ reap ‘em all!) x 5

CH’YEAAAAH!

AVARICE!

It’s your soul and me!
I’ll write my own destiny!

Avarice!

Oh, it’s my last hope!
Given to me by the holy pope!

AVARICE!

A soul so true!
My greed will pull me trough!
You help me and I’ll help you!

AV-AAA-RICE!

((Credit to Ultimate Baku))


"Fresh Prince of Avarice"
[Parody of 'French Prince of Bel-Air']

Now this is the story, all about how
Dem's cross got flip-turned upside down.
So I'd like to take a minute, just sit right there
I'll tell you all about how Dem got a hell-bound lair.

In fourteenth century France, born and raised.
At the church-yard there, spent most of his days.
Chillin' out, maxin', acting like saint.
Little did he know about the incoming taint!

When a couple of blasphemes,
They were up to no good.
Started causing trouble in his priest-hood.
He got into one little debate with God, and got scared,
He said "You're moving with my buddy Luci downstairs."

He whistled for a hearse and when it came near,
The demonic surroundings filled him with fear.
He thought that if anything, this place was s**t!
But hey forget it, let's hear some Brit Brit!

He pulled up to his office 'bout 1347, or 8
The spawns of hell had sealed his fate.
By capturing souls, he'd find his retrieval.
Soon he'll learn that money's a root for all evil.


((Credit to Ultimate Baku))


"Pay 'em Off"
[Parody of 'Shake it Off']

Pay ‘Em Off

I’ve been denied fate
Got nothing, I’m insane!
That’s what chickitas say, mmm-mmm
That’s what chickitas say, mmm- mmm

I have opened up hell’s gates[LOL]
But I can’t make ‘em pay
At least that’s what chikitas say, mmm-mmm
That’s what chickitas say, mmm-mmm

But I’m not losing
Can’t stop, won’t stop grooving
It’s like I got this music
In my mind
Singin’, “Ain't givin' up this fight.”

‘Cause the prayers gonna’ pray, pray, pray, pray, pray
And our saviour's gonna’ save, save, save, save, save
Baby, I’m just gonna’ pay, pay, pay, pay, pay
I pay ‘em off, I pay ‘em off
Soul-takers gonna’ take, take, take, take, take
And the Maker’s gonna’ make, make, make, make, make.
Baby I’m just gonna’ shake, shake, shake, shake, shake
I shake it off, I shake it off

I never try to cheat
My honour is quite the feat
And that’s what they don’t see, mmm-mmm
That’s what they don’t see, mmm-mmm

I bear their burdens on my own (burdens on my own)
I teach ‘em ‘bout good music as I go (music as I go)
And that’s what they don’t know, mmm-mmm
That’s what they don’t know, mmm-mmm

But I’m not losing
Can’t stop, won’t stop grooving
It’s like I got this music
In my mind
Singin’, “Ain’t givin’ up this fight.”

‘Cause the prayers gonna’ pray, pray, pray, pray, pray
And our saviour's gonna’ save, save, save, save, save
Baby, I’m just gonna’ pay, pay, pay, pay, pay
I pay ‘em off, I pay ‘em off
Soul-takers gonna’ take, take, take, take, take
And the Maker’s gonna’ make, make, make, make, make.
Baby I’m just gonna’ shake, shake, shake, shake, shake
I shake it off, I shake it off

Pay ‘em off, I pay ‘em off
I,I,I pay ‘em off, I pay ‘em off
I,I,I pay ‘em off, I pay ‘em off
I,I,I pay ‘em off, I pay ‘em off

Yo, yo, yo
Just think while you’ve been toiling day in and out with medial tasks and the dirty demons of the world,
You could’ve been profiting from my avarice - can’t be beat.

The J-man didn’t make me his friend
He’s like “Yo, daddy!” but I’m just gonna’ pay.
And the fella over there in need of good hair:
Radix Malorum est cupiditas! I can pay, pay, pay

Yeeeah ohhh

‘Cause the prayers gonna’ pray, pray, pray, pray, pray
And our saviour's gonna’ save, save, save, save, save
Baby, I’m just gonna’ pay, pay, pay, pay, pay
I pay ‘em off, I pay ‘em off
Soul-takers gonna’ take, take, take, take, take
And the Maker’s gonna’ make, make, make, make, make.
Baby I’m just gonna’ shake, shake, shake, shake, shake
I shake it off, I shake it off

Pay ‘em off, I pay ‘em off
I,I,I pay ‘em off, I pay ‘em off
I,I,I pay ‘em off, I pay ‘em off
I,I,I pay ‘em off, I pay ‘em off

Pay ‘em off, I pay ‘em off
I,I,I pay ‘em off, I pay ‘em off
I,I,I pay ‘em off, I pay ‘em off
I,I,I pay ‘em off, I pay ‘em off

Pay ‘em off, I pay ‘em off
I,I,I pay ‘em off, I pay ‘em off (you’ve got to sell your soul)
I,I,I pay ‘em off, I pay ‘em off
I,I,I pay ‘em off, I pay ‘em off



"Blank Contract"
[Parody of 'Blank Space']


Nice to meet you.
How you been?
I’ll make ya’ feel like the greatest of kings
Tragic, Grandness, Hell, and Sin
Heard your prayer and I gave you my nod
It’s not a race, Selling your soul’s a piece of cake
Give ya’ fame, just don’t play
Got money, suspenders, tie
Want something from this new magazine?
Funny business will not fly
But I’m sure you've heard about me
So hey, let’s make amends
I’m dying to see how your will bends
Save your retort, see my hand? (*Sassy talk to the hand*)
I can be the guy on which you can depend

[Pre-Chrous]
So tell me your endeavour
Before I combust into flames
I can promise when it’s over:
The sacrifice is worth the gain
Got long lists of happy clients
They’re proof I make it rain
Cause I love to answer prayers
And you’ll love the fame

[Chorus]
Can’t be wrong, just be reckless
No such thing as going too far
Leave you with a necklace
Or with a brand new car
Got a long list of happy clients
They’re proof I make it rain
I got a blank contract baby
So just sign your name

Ruined ships
Blood-red skies
I have seen some messed up things
Almost eaten, yet I rise
Make you feel like a king or queen
Tell me what you want
Married a qurl for a month
Pimped my friends just for some
Aw yiss!
Plagues, animals, locust swarms
Even crosses that make me burn
Succubi that mess with my horns
This commitment’s how I got the soul of a God
Who is he? Just J-man - now that's “zealousy”
I don’t give up, I’ll never leave
Need the soul of a nightmare spawned from a bad dream
(*Reference to Melily! I feel like this is a bit vague though…)

[Pre-Chrous]
So tell me your endeavour
Before I combust into flames
I can promise when it’s over:
The sacrifice is worth the gain
Got long lists of happy clients
They’re proof I make it rain
Cause I love to answer prayers
And you’ll love the fame

[Chorus]
Can’t be wrong, just be reckless
No such thing as going too far
Leave you with a necklace
Or with a brand new car
Got a long list of happy clients
They’re proof I make it rain
I got a blank contract baby
So just sign your name

[Bridge]
Other demons may give you torture
Give it to them and I’ll make sure to mourn you
Other demons may give you torture
Give it to them and I’ll make sure to mourn you

[Pre-Chrous]
So tell me your endeavour
Before I combust into flames
I can promise when it’s over:
The sacrifice is worth the gain
Got long lists of happy clients
They’re proof I make it rain
Cause I love to answer prayers
And you’ll love the fame

[Chorus]
Can’t be wrong, just be reckless
No such thing as going too far
Leave you with a necklace
Or with a brand new car
Got a long list of happy clients
They’re proof I make it rain
I got a blank contract baby
So just sign your name

((Credit to Ultimate Baku))


"Deme-Nz (of Avarice)"
[Parody of Demons - Imagine Dragon]
When his blaze gets cold
And their souls get sold
All the saints we'll see
He’ll have paid with gold

Knows his dreams won’t fail
He’ll give you a grail
Or a shiny ball
All at his Soul Sale!

He’s also quite the sleuth
All of his words ring true
He’ll take you for a ride
There’s nothing he ain’t tried

No matter what he’ll read
He’ll teach you a thing ‘bout greed
Hell is his kingdom come
And he’ll flirt with your mum

When he feels the beat
Passion in his eyes
It’s not his demon pride
It’s just his music side
Say Brit-Brit’s gross?
You’d better hide
It’s not is demon pride
It’s just his music side

And come curtain call
Know he’ll never brawl
This priest preyed on doubt
More than just Luci’s thrall

While they dug his grave
He still would not fade
Came combusting out
What a mess he made

So he’ll just into towns
His lair’s hellhound (See Fresh Prince song)
"Now let’s talk about you~”
Just step into his booth

No matter what he’ll read
He’ll teach you a thing ‘bout greed
Hell is his kingdom come
And he’ll flirt with your mum

When he feels the beat
Passion in his eyes
It’s not his demon pride
It’s just his music side
Say Brit-Brit’s gross?
You’d better hide
It’s not is demon pride
It’s just his music side

His life is what he’ll make
No one will choose his fate
All he needs now’s your soul
Soon you will roll in dough

No lies, your future’s bright
You he will save from plight
For just a soul right now
You have his solemn vow

When he feels the beat
Passion in his eyes
It’s not his demon pride
It’s just his music side
Say Brit-Brit’s gross?
You’d better hide
It’s not is demon pride
It’s just his music side

((Credit to Ultimate Baku))


"Valentine's Day - Countess Kinoko"

[Not actually a song but owell]
Happy Valentines Deme, now I have a question
Sit your butt down and don't give me that expression

I'm curious about certain holiday customs you see
There's so many questions lately that have been bugging me

Today everyone one on earth celebrates love and romance
They kiss, eat chocolate, give cards, and they prance

But what about those living in Hell?
Those souls who've been damned and have fell?

Do they celebrate Valentines in the great pit of fire?
Passing cards along to those they admire?

Does Osama Bin Laden blush with glee
When he passes a rose to Elizabeth Bathory

Does Nero play his best fiddle to stun
His exotic new beau, Atilla the Hun

Is Hitlers girlish squeals almost unbearable
When he plants a kiss on the cheek of Ivan the Terrible

Does Lizzie Borden not stop callin,
Her dreamy new crush, Joseph Stalin

Since Satan is the most popular guy around
Does his stack of Valentines reach from the floor to the ground

Do they all eat cupcakes with a blood and guts sprinkle
And is their a sock hop in the seventh circle

For just one day, is Hell filled with loving
Instead of torture, pitchforks, fights, and shoving

If you can answer me all this, that would be great
But hurry it up, I have a hot date

Haha not really surprised you don't have anyone to make swoon
Life must be hard when you have the a** of a baboon

But don't worry, I think there's hope for you yet
I hear Joan Rivers just moved in, maybe she can be the new Mrs. Marquette


Happy Valentines Day!
-Love Kinoko
xo xo


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Srs Theme Music:

[Jesus He Knows Me - Genesis]
[Master of the House - Les Misérables]
[Viva La Vida - Coldplay]
[All Star - Smash Mouth]
[All My Life - Foo Fighters]
[Calm Down Juliet - SycAmour]

[As it Began - Euan Morton]
(Voice reference only)
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