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Funny Sayings
An apple a day keeps the doctor away... if well aimed.

If at first you don't succeed, skydiving isn't for you.

What happens if you get scared half to death twice?

Never do anything that you wouldn't want to explain to the paramedics.

The dinosaurs' extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all committed suicide.

I run with scissors. It makes me feel dangerous.

I had amnesia once--or twice. You know what? I don't really remember.

Everyone has a photographic memory. Some just don't have film.

They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well, I think the guns help. If you just stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people.

Life isn't passing me by. It's trying to run me over.

Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where is my ceiling?

When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.

Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the Frisbee getting bigger?" Then, it hits me!

Consciousness: That annoying time between naps.

If you don't like my driving then stay off the sidewalk!

Don't mess with me. I've got a stick.

If two wrongs don't make a right try three.

When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did in his sleep - not screaming like the passengers in his car.

I smile because I have no idea what's going on.

~Wingflight of ShadowClan~