Haii! It's mee! Neon Calico! But you can just call meh Neon. Or Calico. Or Neon Calico. Whichevah name makes yoo happiest! Naow, I wah all up in Hawlywood today, like a bawss. And I met dis bro wif a dark galaxeh poney lookin all cool and shiz. He be like "Hey Neon u such a noob" OH BAH-HITCH PAHLEEEEEZ. Says da boii wiff da bluu ponay. Psssshhhhht. I may be new, but hell naw I ain't no n00b. Theh's a differance. N00bs always thinkin they gon be cool and hawt in the next few minits. New PPLz know dey prolly wont be da tawlk of da taown in da next day ah so. Buh acshally yeah I've been a lil n00bey in da past! Naow dass awl fo right now. I'll post suhmore in ah hour or so. Baiiiii!