Meditative analysis of the Fallibility of Humanity, Act: III
Where I reinforce my apparent apathy with irreverent, unexplained sarcasm, a maze of near-unintelligible adverbs and adjectives, and a plethora of irrelevance, animosity, and complete disregard for any readers' sanity, self-esteem, or will to live.
I don't even know why I'm laffing but there's tears in my eyes.
Seriously it ain't funny.
Why won't I believe me? MADNESS. THAT'S WHAT THIS IS.