I can't believe I sat down to actually watch The Legend of Zelda animated series. Even weirder, I enjoyed them. I guess it was funny, in a stupid way. But the noses are just so poorly drawn. As is everything else that was on the Super Mario Brothers Super Show!. But I may just be weirded out how Live Action!Luigi looks like my Uncle Robert. Ah, my cracked out uncle. He used to watch Mystery Science Theater, of course he's not your average uncle. I guess he's okay, except for that one time with Wish You Were Here... anyways, everything was so corny, they could have made bread out of it.
It tastes like corny jokes! *Ba dum tss* (Mmm, hypocrisy!)
Another thing that weirded me out was how perverted some of the characters were. By some, I mean, Link and Spryte.
An Evaluation on Legend of Zelda: The Series (Unneeded Exclamation Point!)
Link: WTF, Writers? However, it seems that this isn't too out there. In The Minish Cap manga, Link is turned into a Minish/Picori. What does he do a one point? He attempts to look up the skirt of a woman that looks like Anju and may be Anju. But that's the only example I can find because I am not in the mood for looking this up. Because I'm not a weirdo.
Spryte: Since this is the only time she appears (Yay!), I've got nothing to use as reference. But still. What? Actually, there's so much innuendo* in the few episodes I've seen, the writers deserve the Robin Williams Award of Subversive Achievements.
Just off, what is up with the Shout! Factory cover?
In-series, his hair is brown[i], not [i]blonde. Two, there's something up with his chest. Maybe it's me, maybe it's the camera angle, but there's something up. Until I'm assured it's just bad artwork or angle, I'm dubbing it either breasts or cancer. Hopefully it's neither.
...Aannnnddd that's it because I have only seen three pisodes and I am Sprite deprived. Fizzy driiiinnk...
· Thu Jul 04, 2013 @ 04:17am · 0 Comments