every time my roommate cooks the fire alarm goes off.... and my room is right next to the kitchen.......... and she teases me for being too lazy to make "real food".......
also... i saw this HUGE rat this morning at 3am!!! it was digging through our garbage can and omg im not joking it was a HUGE RAT!! not a racoon... a RAT!! and it was HUGE!! and grey.. and hairless... with a really long thin tail...
i swear it was like someone took a lab rat from the bio department and threw it into the school's nuclear reactor and whatever creature it made escaped from a cage and went onto the streets.....
worst thing is NO ONE believes me!!!! theyre all like
"o it was 3am you were just sleepy"