While searching around DeviantArt, I found this... (Abomination? Monstrosity?) thing.
Apparently, someone attempted Led Zeppelin... shounen style. Except, unlike another manga with characters similar to Led Zep, (Though they may be Led Zeppelin ) *Cough* EroicaYoriAiWaKomete*cough*, this looks like it, well, sucks. The art looks like something a stupid thirty five year old with the mind of a retarded two-year-old who has had crack slipped into their drink on MS Paint came up with. No, that's an insult to stupid thirty five year olds with the minds of retarded two-year-olds who have had too much crack in their drink on MS Paint and anything they came up with.
Why does this suck so bad? Why does Jimmy have Pac-Man eyes? Why is Jonesy-chan obscured by text? What's up with Bonham? Why does Robert look like a Minish version of himself? Who's that pudgy looking angel type creature on the cover? What's that mustache-ed guy in the pig outfit's problem? Why is everything so stupid? What bout of dementia brought this into existence? Why does Jones look like my old Jimmy the Girl sketches, except blonde? Why are Bonham's drums smiling? Why are Jimmy's pants salmon coloured? (Doom: Why do you ask so many damn questions?) What? Why... Rebecca... confuse.. eh, I've had eough with this conumdrum.
See, some bored twenty-something Led Zep fans come up with that, and some come up with...
Image by Kathu2 onDeviantArt
Because manga isn't for everyone. Art itself isn't for everyone.
Lita: *Talking in sleep. Again.* Wh... Geddaway from me, Pac-Man Jimmy... What the frig happened to your eyes... Oh hai there, viking Jones... Shall I compare thee to a summer's day...? No, that would be way hard. Gah... Wagh! Viking Jones! Oh. It's just you.
...Someone should make a comic titled Viking Jones.
Note: I wasn't praising the drawing of a viking Jones because it's a drawing of John Paul Jones half-nekkid in fur, but rather because the art style is pretty cool, and Jonesy-chan looks like himself, and not some random chick from somewhere.
*Note to Self: Now scrub the image of half-nekkid Jones from thy mind.*
· Mon May 13, 2013 @ 03:05am · 0 Comments