Reminds me of something that happened once.
Jane: ... And these, are my friends, Lita, Gabe, Jake, and Toby.
Showed me that no matter how cold Jane acts, she still cares about us.
Jimmy: I think there is too much fog, guys. I can't where are instruments are connected, not my guitar, not Robert's microphone, and not Jonesy's bass.
Or Jonesy himself, for that matter.
My derpy face, let me show you it.
The destruction of my lungs, let me show you it.
The Yaoi Guys, let me show you them.
My awesome pants, allow me to show you them.
My broken ankle, let me show you it. Alternatively:
Robert: *GASP* The almighty broken ankles and caps-lock profanity! It must be... a sign from the gods!!
Jimmy: I just broke my ankle, dimwit. It has nothing to do with the gods, except for the loose reference to Greece with the obvious Achilles' Heel joke.
Possibly also if you consider the Iliad Greek mythology.
*Obvious Van Halen joke here*
What in the hello!
Dear Roberta Plant,
Please, stop screwing up my genetics so you become the most androgynous woman still living. Oh, you're a man? And your name is Robert? Carry on then.
It took me a while to figure out if this was a photo of me and Jane when I still had black hair. I think our onstage antics would get us kicked off stage
(Once I learn to play guitar again).
Like, literally. With that Giant Foot Of Stomping, Squishing, Kicking and Stain Removal and everything.
Jimmy: I will always remember the day she kissed me. To the very day I die, I shall not forget her or this moment...
[Joke about Jimmy's face here]
They're like metal's answer to Robin Zander and Tom Petersson, right down to hair colour.
[Green Tambourine] Now listen while I play... my gold tambourine. [/Green Tambourine]
Oh my god, he is Asian! Actually, he looks more like I did when my hair was black.
That isn't a swastika on Jimmy's hat, is it? I know it used to be a sign of good luck, so hopefully that's the context they're using.
Poor Jones. He's being suffocated between Robert and Jimmy's legs. He doesn't seem to mind though.
So either he's just smiling for the camera, this thing happens often, or he enjoys it.
(Clockwise, from Jimmy to Jones)
Lita, Gabe, Jane, and Toby.
Women. All of them.
Except Bonham. Not that woman are weak or there is something negative about it. Women are as capable of doing great things as men are.
Also, something disturbing: Jones looks like I currently do,
and Jimmy looks like I did with black hair.
Aw, now Jones gets to look as if he is supposed to be the chick magnet
(Though he does have his fangirls. Often happen to be Kurama fangirls. Fanboys happen to also show an unwilling interest in Link.
This one simply feels a friendly fondness for all three).
I want this. I'd pin it up like an old picture of Marilyn Monroe right next to my Twilight Princess poster.
[Aerosmith] She had the body of a Venus, lord imagine my surprise! [/Aerosmith]
*Pounds fist* BWAHAHA! My ribs! Ow... I'm dying while laughing.
Haha! Jimmy, did you raid your girlfriend's closet again? Because this should be the only time you are wearing pink fluffy bell-bottoms.
He raided his cousin's closet, then stole my hat.
..And now Robert has stolen Jane's shirt.
Lita Lola Brown remembers she left her math and science at home for the 7878785888556565554558787th time 13.
Jones, I told you. Stay away from Jimmy.
For some reason, I thought he was playing Go.
[Strong Bad] Dwah! No! I don't even wanna know what's going on in this picture! [/Strong Bad]
While I don't consider Jones "cute", he does look kind of adorable.
Except for the over-sized gloves, this looks like my 12th birthday party. And those boots weren't metal whatever boots, the were simply my old go-go boots.
Guy on far Right (Can't remember his name): They're always after me Lucky Charms!
Comparisons: Even opposites attract.
Jones: Ow, motherf*cker! That hurt so bad I'm smiling!
Jimmy's Diary, which you found underneath a tree (Prize for those who get it (Not really)),
Day 5 of Tonsilitis. I can't really do anything, due to my beloved (s)mother. At least Robert can come over. And I can have plenty of ice cream!
Lita in math class, part 47745557.
How tight are those?! I mean, I know he's a size --------0, but when he's over the sides...
Holy Naoko Takeuchi! It's Peter Frampton!
Jones, you do realize you look like a twelve year old girl, right? It doesn't help that you don't seem entirely flat-chested, either.
JImmy: Hand us your lunch money, b*tch.
Robert: Don't mess with Jonesy. She's-
Jones: Go on. Finish that. See if you survive.
That guy in the background is looking horrified because he realized that the foxy chick in the maroon shirt is a man.
Like I said, he isn't flat chested.
Oh my God, the pretty! He's so pretty!
*Pounds fist* Bahaha! *hours later* ... Hah, ha, haa. If you don't get it, look at the picture again.
Lita graduates high school.
Ah, so Mick Jagger is the one who infeced Jimmy with Grotesque-itis?
Fun Fact: Once, when I was in a ( very short-lived) band, I had an outfit like this. Except I had a white tank-top underneath for obvious reasons.
Jimmy: So the code is "Up, up, down, down, left-right, left-right, BA?
[ Insert Gonna Have to (physically harmful act here) a B*tch? joke here.
Love of my life, you've hurt me. You've taken my love, and now desert me. Bring it back, bring it back, don't take it away from me. You don't know what it means to me.
Elton John: So, are you ready for your graduation?
Robert: Wait, Dad. Jones just texted me. Like, oh my God! Jimmy left Lori!
Robert learns people found the picture of him in a dress. (Long, cool woman in a black dress... *is shot*)
No one touches my keyboards!
Jones: I've got a bass, I've got a bass, take a good hard look at the [CENSORED] bass.
I see Robert is also not flat-chested. Far from it.
Fun Fact: They're receiving a letter. And Jonesy isn't helping his case for not being a woman.
Who's the guy in the right corner? Is it Jones with glasses or Joey Ramone or...?
Woman: So, many are confused. So I mst ask a question that you have probably heard a lot. But still: Are you a man or a woman?
Jones would make an adorable girl, J/N?
Robert and Jimmy watch as a female neighbor of theirs takes a shower. Jones is calling the cops on them.
Robert Plant invented the Troll face.
As I said, Jones would be an adorable woman.
CLOTHES CLOTHES CLOTHES PUT ON SOME CLOTHES BEFORE I STRANGLE YOUR [CENSORED] YOU [CENSORED] ! WHY DO YOU HATE CLOTHES?! CLOTHES! I SAID CLOTHES, [CENSORED]!
Jimmy: *Won't Get Fooled again* Yeaahhh!
As I have said billions of times before, Jones would be a very cute girl.
Not even Jones can resist groupies.
Jones would make a beautiful lady. They are still the bakas in Osaka,
The Yaoi Guys would be an awesome band name. That and Pink HAired Green Eyed Fox.
· Fri May 10, 2013 @ 04:21am · 0 Comments