Chemistry more like cheMYSTERY because i have no idea what’s going on

Calculus more like calKILLus because a piece of my sanity dies with every equation

Biology more like BYEology because I’m out

physics more like phySICKS because im getting real tired of this s**t

trigonometry? more like TRIGGERnometry because this s**t makes me homicidal

spanish more like spanish because idk wtf is going on