Ladies and gents, My Immortal by Tara Gillespie.
AN: Special fangz (get it, coz Im goffik) 2 my gf (ew not in that way) raven, bloodytearz666 4 helpin me wif da story and spelling. U rok! Justin ur da luv of my deprzzing life u rok 2! MCR ROX!
Okay, so, already we have:
-A (girl)friend named Raven who is also this story's beta reader.
-Someone named Justin.
-A horrible pun.
-A homophobic reaction to the idea of being in a lesbian relationship.
-An author who's an MCR fan.
Hold on tight, folks, it gets worse.
This border is present throughout the whole story. Sometimes little '666's are hidden in the middle.
Anyway! Let's meet our Sue.
Hi my name is Ebony Dark’ness Dementia Raven Way and I have long ebony black hair (that’s how I got my name) with purple streaks and red tips that reaches my mid-back and icy blue eyes like limpid tears and a lot of people tell me I look like Amy Lee (AN: if u don’t know who she is get da hell out of here!).
For those readers who don’t know, Amy Lee is the lead singer of the band Evanescence, you don't have to get the hell out of here.
Interesting name you have there, Ebony Dark’ness Dementia Raven Way.
Also, this is more of a personal thing but how many people honestly have black hair and blue eyes? Sues always have this combination, but I've only actually seen it a handful of times.
I’m not related to Gerard Way but I wish I was because he’s a major ******** hottie.
So you want to be related to him because you think he’s hot? I’m… a little confused. If you're into that I guess, but..
I’m a vampire but my teeth are straight and white.
Do vampires usually have yellow and crooked teeth?
I have pale white skin.
As opposed to dark white skin.
I’m also a witch, and I go to a magic school called Hogwarts in England where I’m in the seventh year (I’m seventeen).
Eyeah, Hogwarts is in Scotland, but okay then.
I’m a goth (in case you couldn’t tell) and I wear mostly black. I love Hot Topic and I buy all my clothes from there. For example today I was wearing a black corset with matching lace around it and a black leather miniskirt, pink fishnets and black combat boots. I was wearing black lipstick, white foundation, black eyeliner and red eye shadow.
First of all, nobody gives a s**t about what Ebony is wearing. Second, Hot Topic doesn't have a Scotland branch. Third, Hogwarts has a dresscode.
I was walking outside Hogwarts. It was snowing and raining so there was no sun, which I was very happy about. A lot of preps stared at me. I put up my middle finger at them.
“It was snowing and raining so there was no sun”. Really? I had no idea that was what happened when you had two different types of precipitation happening at once.
“Hey Ebony!” shouted a voice. I looked up. It was…. Draco Malfoy!
The plotline of this story is becoming engorged with detail and suspense.
“What’s up Draco?” I asked.
“Nothing.” he said shyly.
But then, I heard my friends call me and I had to go away.
What a fascinating opening chapter this was, Tara.
AN: IS it good? PLZ tell me fangz!
Fangz. You're welcome.