"I'm an excellent carry", said the invisible rat
"They wont see me coming, I'll attack from the back"
But little he knew, oh that poor little chap
Was the enemy's build is an Oracle stack
If only I knew, I would queue dodge this PuG
But I got distracted because Cho'Gath was holding a mug
SURPRISE ATTACK!! From that stick in the mud
Fear, Crows and Tears... Fiddle got first blood
"Let's try that again", said the rat that revived
"I shall stealth and attack from that bush on the side"
We tell him he shouldn't, retreat, do no try
There are wards in the jungle, you- "A team mate has died"
18 minutes has passed with that rat on the field
His kill count is 1, his deaths is 15
"I'm usually good, it's this lagging PC"
"But don't wor-" CAWCAWCAW... Fiddlestick killing spree
The game has now ended, the rat didn't rage quit
He refused to surrender, stayed in the Summoner's Pit
"You guys never helped me, y'all are sons-of-a-*****"
"My build is pro, Warmorg - Malady Twitch"
"Hello again. Do you remember me?"
"We played that last match, 2-21-3"
At this point I knew I would queue dodge and leave
When he said "Don't worry, I'm pro"... and he locks in with Eve
Hana no saku kiri
· Fri Apr 19, 2013 @ 08:44pm · 0 Comments