Kakashi toppled over like a domino as Yamato put a pale hand on his shoulder. The masked man's face turned rosey red, but of course, who could tell?
"Kakashi-Sama, what are you doing?" Yamato-Taichou asked, the playful smirk on his lips looked forced. Kakashi deadpanned. He tried to act as cool as he could, and pulled out his Make-Out-Tatics book.
"Oh, just reading, Tenzo," Kakashi gave a cheeky smile, but then again, how could you know with his mask?
"Right, and peeking through Naruto's window is part of that?" Yamato didn't buy it one bit. A dramatic swear-drop probed from Kakashi's forehead.
"I just like reading in front of windows!" with that said, Kakashi performed a hand sign and vanished in his famous poof of smoke.
Yamato sighed and decided to take a look in the window. There the young blonde shinobi was, snoozing on top of his bed. He was snuggling his pillow, as he was tossing and turning frequently.
"S-Saaaakuuura-Chaaaan," Yamato could hear the fussed and dozing blonde talking in his sleep. He continued to stir, shouting for Sakura to go on a date with him.
"You'd think he'd wake himself up," Yamato mumbled, and caused brilliantly vibrant blue eyes to pop open and stare right at the window. Yamato froze, unable to register what was about to happen.
The blonde let out a panicked scream and flung his pillow at the window, along with several objects. Yamato made a run for it, knowing full well that Naruto would get him.
"Yamato-Taichou!!!!" the blonde shouted, jumping out his broken window after the older brunette.
Kakashi slyly hopped down from the roof of Naruto's apartment, grinning, though you couldn't tell that, now could you?
"Heh, that never seems to get old."