'Ello, darlings! I was reading Four Swords + on [url=http://mangahere.com ]Manga Here[/url] , and decided Red is my favorie character. Before any of the idiots in the audience (AKA Peanut Gallery (Ain't that the truth...) ) make accusations of communism, I invite thee to shut thy face, have tea, and listen. I like Red because he, much like Hotaru Tomoe (Yah, I suck at Japanese name order. But then again, I'm not sure which is her first name and which is her last.) of Sailor Moon fame, is so teary-eyed adorable you can't help but love them. Much like a kitty. Kitty May! (Shout out to my cat, dawg! ... I can't believe I made that joke. *Dies inside while realizing the *Cat, dawg" hing could be seen as a CatDog reference. The Nineties are all that!) D'awww! Who's a cutie-kitty, who is? You is! Yes, you is, yes you is! *Feel free to read "Who's a cutie-kitty, who is? You is!" to he tune of "Who's a silly Pony?". And I manage to break my usual real life Grammar Nazi tendency in the proximity of cute things. Behold the power of Kawaii!* Anyway, Red is so brain bendingly innocent that it breaks the innocence continuum, divides by zero, enters ten infinity wormholes in a two second timespan, warps to the Minus World, Thrillerdances, then fixes the innocent continuum, fixing everything. Yaaay. *Flag* Here are a few pictures. The first one demonstrates my hatred for dresses and skirts. Said while typing in a black, blue, green, and paisley dress by someone who sometimes wears a plaid blue skirt with white socks up to her knees with a blue trim and neon polka dots on them. (Whoa, did I just urn into Tara Gilesbie?!? Nooo! ) Anyways...
I's fun to reference Marilyn Monroe! (I think that's what they were doing. Either that or the cover for Just Push Play. Which itself was a Marilyn Monroe reference.)
Ahhahahahagaaa! Ooh, poor Blue. Red has the Shojou blush of Love and Twinkling Eyes Of Certain DEATH, and you know what that means? He's in love with you! Muahahahaahhahaahahhahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahaaaaa! Also, apparently Red-Chan forgot to hold down his miniskirt manskirt tunic. Thank Starr for leggings! *Partyin'*
Remember, Blue: Red loves you. Because he's still Crush Blushing, talking in Hearts, performing he "Leg up and huggle" pose, and making a :3 face.
Blue: *Embarrassed blush* Oh, snap!
Red: *Crush blush, leg up pose* Oh, my! <3
*Am I the only one reading that last one in George Takei's voice? I don't know why...*
Shadow: And in the end... The love you take... Is equal to the love... you... *Thinking: Please finish it in my memory.* *Ascends to higher place of existence, with John Lennon and George Harrison* *INSPIRATIONAL SUNLIGHT*
Fan-friggin'-tastic, Himekawa Akira! (Yes, I can do Japanese order, just not often. Since I have translations from many different publishers (VIZ, TokyoPop, Kodansha USA, and Del Rei, just to name a few), my translations are different. Some put the names in correctly, others use the original name but put them in american order. Which is a nice step up from reversing the publishing (I got into a fight with my Sailor Moon Super S and Tenchi Muyo! manga over this. I probably worded that wrong, so just so you know, it's not a Sailor Moon and Tenchi Muyo! crossover. I wasn't sure about the plural form of manga, and refused to take the 36 pushing of keys it would take to type "What is the plural form of "manga"? into Google and find out.) order from Right-To-Left to Left-To-Left, then changing the names to Raye, Mina, Bunny, Rini, etc. (though Lita was a cool name and is immortalized in my username), they are someimes correct, sometimes not! However, as hey are different companies, I can't blame them. I is annoying how they A) Can't decide if it's "Ami" or "Amy" (lookin' at you, Mixx!) and B) can't decide if one of the characters in Kagetora is called "Hime" or "Yuki". Or maybe I just don't understand.) You made it more depressing than Who Wants To Live Forever? !
Aww. Though to be fair, I wouldn't want to merge back into my gamer nerd self if I could do anything about it- Wait. I just realized the implications of Red's possible crush on Blue. They are parts of the same person. Mind Bleach! That's like my realization of pretty much everything Ghirahim says and does to Link in Skyward Sword. Specifically the "Red Thread" comment. Look up "Red Thread Of Fate" on Whatever Search Engine You Happen To Be Using. It's not bad. No Rick Rolling, no screamers, just check it out on Wikipedia. Apparently there's a folklore type thing that two people who are destined to fall in love (Why didn't I post this in February?!?) are tied at the pinkie by a metaphorical red thread. Yeah, Ghirahim, who is possibly centuries old (reminds one of Vaati) yandere-ing over a boy who is apparently no older than sixteen. Ugh. I need to take a shower now. Hold on.
*Kssssssshhhhhhhhh* *Showering, bleaching, purifying, etc.*
I'm back! Now, where were we? Ah, yes, here.
More crushing, courtesy of the ever bouncy Red! You realize that he is creeped out, right? I would make a Robin Zander/Tom Petersson comparison, by neither didn't seem to mind coming ridiculously close to kissing a few times and having personal space violated, so I should go with a David Bowie/Mick Jagger comparison. So instead I will go with Bowie/Ronson (Yes, Doom Lemons. The one whom I took inspiration from to give you you nickname.) comparison. Ronson seemed terrified during the whole thing, however, it could have been concentrating on awesome...? Ah, let's forget it. But yeah, it's like the Link version of Ranma/Shampoo. Ranma is on the receiving end of much attention from Yandere Shampoo, who is obviously obsessed with him. The only differences are Red and Blue are guys, not martial arts oriented, Blue doesn't turn into a girl, and Red doesn't have a girl chasing him like he does Blue. Seriously, replace Ranma with Blue and Shampoo with Red, and it's the almost exact same situation.
You must think you are so clever. Idiots. Lovable idiots, but still idiots.
Yes, he is eating takoyaki. Yes, it is supposed to look like one of Vaati's many forms. Yes, I did think it was shaped like something from Neopets.
On Shadow's Blog/Diary-
Lita: Aw, don't worry. I could always give you my description of the various nerd misadventures I have each day!
Shadow: Er, no thanks.
On Online Shopping-
Return of the flying.. bat. Thing. Called Vaati! Seriously, he acts as if he has just been Rick Rolled. He reacts slightly better than Joey Wheeler, however. Much better. *Laughs*
[Wizard OF Oz reference, beware] Ding, Dong, The wicked Tingle's dead! [End of WOO Reference] Yay, he's dead. *Dances.*
~~End of Omake~~
Well, that's all I have to say. Bye, darlings!
· Thu Apr 04, 2013 @ 06:33pm · 0 Comments