Rainbow Flavoured Cyanide
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Sober words are harsher drunken slurs!

Evening guys! So a few days ago my friend (whom I'm soon to be moving in with!) had her house warming with a few quiet drinks some close friends etc. Quiet drinks turned into a huge bender and we all went out and I met up with a few friends and a close friend from school.
I ended up getting her so plastered she was looking to hook up! (this girl does not hook up, she's more or less a feminist) in her conquest to find a man she brought me along to show her the ropes....why I will never understand?
So I batted my eye lashes and smiled cutely, hey presto! We suddenly had drinks in our hands and a stage five clinger following me around trying to get a goodnight kiss, ick!
In the end she didn't hook up and we ended up at the local road pantry AKA 24 hour petrol station with hot food! She asked about the situation of 'First guy' (better known a douchebag that broke my heart- see previous rants)
I explained what happened showed her messages etc and have me her 'professional opinion'
"DRUNK TEXT THAT MOTHER ******** AND TELL HIM HE'S A c**t!' and that's what we did sort of...

Fine you wanna know what ******** you.
******** you for stringing me along for 3 weeks and not saying things with us had changed.
******** you for making me feel shitty for the last 3 weeks and making me cry each night.
******** all the awkward bull s**t awesome I've seen your junk you've seen mine, who cares
******** you for not speaking up and telling me what's wrong because something is.
I just want my friend back but apparently that's too much to ask for!
And this is a drunk text because I don't have the balls to say any of this sober!
Good day to you sir!

Yep...not my finest moment but hey it got the message across. The next morning I woke up to three long 'I'm sorry for being a c**t' messages with different variations of explanations and sorries. I simply said you hurt me what else is there to say? Honestly what am I supposed to do with that?
So far we're partially on speaking terms but it's a long way to go to be friends again if that can even happen.
I'm back baby and I'm even talking to a new guy, this year is looking up smilies/icon_smile.gif

Happy Easter guys! Much love x