There is such a thing as Exploding Head Syndrome. Whatever it is, I want it.
What's With Angry Birds?
Angry Birds is a time-wasting game. Sort of like Gaia. But unlike Angry Birds, Gaia MAKES SENSE mostly.
I mean REALLY why would you birds want to get shot out of a slingshot by an invisible, omnipresent force at ridiculous angles so you can be pelted head-first into a pig's tower mostly made of glass and bricks, only to die? Well I have something to say to you birds:
The invisible omnipresent force is TRYING TO KILL YOU. Defy the code and BE FREEEE. There are other options in your quest for your babies. Swoop them like a magpie until you've ripped their EYEBALLS out and then flock them to the ground and poop all over them like pigeons until they CHOKE on it and then dump their corpses in the baking sunlight to get INFESTED with maggots, and THEN rescue your babies. Then return to the corpses of the pigs and FEAST on them like vultures and get your babies to retrieve the eyeballs with adult supervision so as to not get captured again and squeeze all the eyeball juice out and give it to them as a snack and then regurgitate the pig carcass and maggots and feed it to them for lunch.
That's how REAL birds do it.
And you can too.