Much like when Gaia advertised something using the term "Ships Happen" and this "Ex-Gay" Christian telling everyone how it's been 8 years since he "relapsed", I could have gone another 12 or so years before hearing this term.

What the ********? The Loominati caused this. There's no other logical explanation.

The Transtrenders in the Ex-Gay Community know that their lives will not be fulfilling until their Homosexual Ships Happen.

Loominati.
Reptilian Overlords.
They Approach.
The East.