Honestly, I've been feeling empty recently. All the changes, the things that stay static, the lack of work and no reason to keep going... I just feel worn out. If anyone can remind me who I am, or why I'm here, please do so.
When you see this pony near me and start laughing or insulting me, don't blame me for withholding the warnings that: A) This pony can understand every word you say, in any language, and B) This pony will kill you. No-one ever said ponies couldn't do either.