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Latinam Scivi
Around a kid, a job, and other instances of life, I attempt to post something once in a blue moon. Restarted, for another attempt, February of 2012.
Genius in the Workplace 4
And for our next installment of GiW, we have a variety of error related messages.

The following was output from a system restart:
1 flushed
Could not flush #2
3 flushed
4 flushed
...

A sarcastic comment from a co-worker:
"Production is unit testing, what are you talking about?"

One of my own sarcastic comments:
"Help! Help! The program caught a bug! Call a doctor!"

More output errors:
Compile error: "'sex' is already defined in 'executeSingleResult()'

"Caused by: java.sql.SQLException: ORA-28365: wallet is not open"

I know, it isn't that many. My current place of employment doesn't have a lot of laughably funny code errors, unfortunately. I hope to find more soon.

Edit: heard another one from one of my coworkers. "I practice Obfuscated Oriented Programming."

For previous genius moments, read this.

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