Syko is my Master.
I've come to the conclusion that this part needs updating as well but it may be a while yet before I actually write a new paragraph for this. Suffice it to say that Exiled is a were-dragon pirate, and she is a free spirit and very forgetful, although she can get very serious sometimes.
-The real me-And be able to tell people I'm dating a super model! But shhh that's a secret. >w>
Exiled thinks it's about time to re-write this section.
But she hasn't for several months now.
So Syko's snuck on and is going to write it for her.
In a nutshell, Exiled is only the most amazing person you'll ever meet. She's kind, loving, loyal, and smokin' hawt. Her amazingness can not be matched, so don't even try. She's strangely obsessed with Princess Bride, Tolken, Anne Rice, and, weirdest of all, me. I mean, that's not to say I'm not obsessed with her, but if you've talked to her for five minutes you'll see why. But she just stayed up until 5 AM with me.
What else can I tell people about you, Exiled? Hmm...
Well, let me reiterate how incredibly hot she is. 'Cause that's important. Well, not important, per se. But rather noteworthy. She seriously is. She should be a model. That way I can mooch off her.
What else? She's a very picky eater. She's a pirate who doesn't do anything. She loves playing Burnout at like three in the morning. She loves Jesus! (awesome~) I'm pretty sure I've convinced her that Unicorns have existed. She knows about yummy wines. She doesn't watch much TV. She makes being exhausted to the point of collapse nearly every day worth it.
Hell, she makes my whole life worth it~
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