Soapy VS Jar of Mayo
Part 3
The Final Battle
Part 3
The Final Battle
As I began the long trek back home, I realized yet another terrible thing. The bush, which had been following me through the store, was following me again. And, even more disturbing, I realized it had a zipper. I pulled the zipper in a ninja-like manor, and out fell a girl. As soon as I turned her over, I realized two thing. 1. She was holding a remote controller. 2. She was having a tea party with a few leaves. 3. [I didn't mention a third did I? Bonus feature!] It was Teacup-Nei. I gave her a look which meant inevitable doom, but remembered the mayonnaise. I ran the rest of the way home, death by bush close behind, and locked the door. I ran about the house trying to find my sandwich. When I finally found it, it was in my official soap making space, reserved for making soap. I grabbed it and rushed it up to the kitchen, where I finished it. I added the mayonnaise, and it exploded. After I awoke from the explosion, I wondered where I was. As if by telepathy, a voice told me that I was in the dimension of my imagination. My mouth fell open in shock, and I quickly closed it. I began to wander around, the place looked wonderful. It almost looked like something I would make... As I arrived at the front of the castle, I saw a girl who was sitting on a random bean bag laughing at me. I pulled out my sword I carry at all times and said, "Who are you?" The girl snickered and answered, "I am you. You are me. And wake up while you're at it, will ya?" And as if on que I woke up. Was that dimension real? Was it just a dream? Thoughts swirled through my head, and I remembered my sandwich. Now finished, it was sitting on my head. I smiled, and took a big bite out of it. I only had one thought while I ate: It could've done without the mayonnaise.
THE END!
See ya Soon!
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