Okay so I'm gonna go OOC for a bit
Alright, so I wrote this pretty awesome story on dA since I had such a shitty day today
Be inspired mother ********
Life is like a lemon. It's really dumb unless you add sugar. You can only buy sugar at the store but it's always so far away, so you drive all the way there and go in. You can't seem to find the sugar so you spend three hours walking up and down the isles until you finally find the god damn sugar in the far back of the store, in a corner. You get the sugar and go to the counter, only to find that the line is hella long. You get in line and the cashier and some guy are holding a conversation, which goes on for another twenty minutes. You finally get to the front of the line and realize how god damn expensive it is. You have to use your whole pay check to get it. You get back in your car with your newly-found sugar bag and see that you are almost out of gas, so you have to use that last bit of money you have that you store in your car to save up for an X-Box. You drive back home, and see that your dog spilled the lemon juice and is now rolling around in it. All you can do is stare in complete and utter disgust as your sugar bag slips from your hands and onto the floor. The dog merrily walks away and you just stare at that perfectly good lemon juice that just got poured on the ground and covered in dog hair. You go to your neighbors house to borrow their lemons, and since she's an old lady, she gives you them (and a lollipop for fair measure). What a nice lady. You go back home and squeeze the lemons for another hour getting as much lemon juice in your eye as possible, and finally can enjoy your lemonade. So, as you can see, life is just a god damn glass of lemonade that you have to go through hell just to finish. But after, you can add as much sugar as you want and enjoy the great job you just did, so give yourself a good pat on the back. Well done. Now go enjoy your lemonade, you imbecile.
Love me.
 Pure Russian Vodka · Mon Feb 18, 2013 @ 10:31pm · 0 Comments |
