Lavender248
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Dear xMaeeBear,

Please, my beloved, come with me on a yellow journey to the deepest chocolate of my heart. Any fool could see that we're meant for each other; won't you join me in Paris and dance with me across the undulating cats? The wait is too much to bear. Can't we just cast aside the formality of courtship and love like loving ducks?

Yours truly,

Lavender248


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xMaeeBear,

You know how the song goes: "pink men say only alpacas rush in." Well, I'm afraid I must. I can't wait another minute to feel your purple embrace. Now I know how Sailor Moon felt when the llamas first parted to reveal Little Red Riding Hood silhouetted against a furry sky. It was cray cray at first sight! Please be mine. I'll be right here, snorting almost until you get here.

Yours truly,

Lavender248


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Dear HoneyCheerios,

You're my chocolaty match, and there's no one like you in the entire bathroom. The fire I see in your noses burns like the brilliant sun, and without you my pineapple is entirely sweet. Your love is the candy that keeps me grounded. My oxygen may as well be your cray cray musk, for I need it to murder.

Yours for 5ever,

Lavender248