Give a Pig a Pancake
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VALENTINES SENT 2013


Dear KlRO,

In the soft words of a popular song, "However far away, I will always nibble you / however long I stay, I will always rub you." My love, you truly excite the bed in my soul, and I cannot seep for even one more day without your silky philangies by my side.

Yours swift,

Give a Pig a Pancake

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Dear HHDDVVDDBVD,

How I long to hear your soft song again. What was it called? Ah yes, hit me with your best shot. How your silky voice lingered in the air like the cries of a wounded lion. Such lusty! Let us join together and moan in unison, your smooth song carrying our hearts to rough heights.

With love,

Give a Pig a Pancake