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Shxt
Valentine's Day Event 2013
Because I cherish each and every one of your letters. Or I'm a ******** hoarder.
There are a few hidden message ones. Those are my favorite. Thanks for the effort!

Anonymous
You're my u r a c**t match, and there's no one like you in the entire u r a c**t. The fire I see in your u r a c**t burns like the brilliant sun, and without you my u r a c**t is entirely u r a c**t. Your love is the u r a c**t that keeps me grounded. My oxygen may as well be your u r a c**t musk, for I need it to u r a c**t.

asdlk
You know how the song goes: ""this is a" men say only "hidden sentence" rush in." Well, I'm afraid I must. I can't wait another minute to feel your "to let you know" embrace. Now I know how "that you are" felt when the "dear to me" first parted to reveal "you are wonderful" silhouetted against a "please take care" sky. It was "of yourself" at first sight! Please be mine. I'll be right here, "and remember" "to smile" until you get here.

wolfpack1903
I cannot describe the mixing sensation that overcomes my torso when you are near, my expensive darling. I feel as though a thousand piranhas are dancing through my thyroid gland, and I'm powerless to control the beating of my eye. Could it be love, or is it merely my sloth getting the better of me? Either way: be my Valentine!

BadgerBitches
In the infantile words of a popular song, "However far away, I will always bleed you / however long I stay, I will always own you." My love, you truly excite the window in my soul, and I cannot compose for even one more day without your juicy head by my side.

m1stress v2
Please, my beloved, come with me on a 'omg ur so nice' journey to the deepest 'u hav rlly pretty eyes' of my 'lets trade lips 2'. Any fool could see that we're meant for each other; won't you join me in 'im ok with tradin hair' and dance with me across the undulating 'cuz ur lips are fab'? The wait is too much to bear. Can't we just cast aside the formality of courtship and 'LETS JUST TRADE EVERYTHN' like 'o ya and eyes' 'luv u' ?

Virtual Aids
Please, my beloved, come with me on a mmm journey to the deepest dong of my ovaries. Any fool could see that we're meant for each other; won't you join me in Hong Kong and dance with me across the undulating hair? The wait is too much to bear. Can't we just cast aside the formality of courtship and lick like poking boobs?

Perfectly [Im]Perfect
Never have I seen so lovely and fragile a creature as you, my ritzy love. You're like a wounded kitten, sewing to escape from a hunter's child. Let me take you away from all your myriad suffering, to a place filled with fools and paramount employees.

sunsettiger
Never have I seen so lovely and fragile a creature as you, my white love. You're like a wounded piranha, hanging to escape from a hunter's car. Let me take you away from all your beautiful suffering, to a place filled with offices and putrid users.

AnnaSayOink
You and I are just two evil people trying to make it in this unbroken world. I know we're not perfect-- I've certainly been guilty of assault in the past, and I know you've dabbled in sloth, but let's put that all in the past and focus on what really matters: our beautiful love. Without you, I'm nothing but a bitter bear.

Epiphany of Oblivion
How I long to hear your porn song again. What was it called? Ah yes, porn. How your porn voice lingered in the air like the cries of a wounded porn. Such porn! Let us join together and porn in unison, your porn song carrying our hearts to porn! heights.

jaIouse
I tried to think of a way to describe how I ok im gonna send u 1 you, and my brain kept coming back to the nah they're actually hella bushy. You see, it pushes out of the idk what else you said to grow and bump in an environment full of danger, eventually bump and becoming fully realized as what I had hoped it was to be the entire time-- a bump bump. And when it's as gorgeous as ours is, I just want to show everybody!

Capt Porn FIakes
I cannot begin to describe how carefully my tooth burns for you. As I write this, I'm watching in my hoof, unable to contain my harassing desire. Please, accept my adequate embrace and know that you're truly the gooseberry of my eye.

Lord i-dc
Please, my beloved, come with me on a THANK journey to the deepest YOU of my FOR. Any fool could see that we're meant for each other; won't you join me in THE and dance with me across the undulating LOVELY? The wait is too much to bear. Can't we just cast aside the formality of courtship and COMPLIMENT like MY SWEET SUGAR PIE?

4verbOi
How I long to hear your IVE ALWAYS WANTED song again. What was it called? Ah yes, TO ADD U. How your N TALK TO U voice lingered in the air like the cries of a wounded BUT IM AFRAID. Such CUZ PPL THINK IM JUST! Let us join together and ANNOYING in unison, your I THINK UR WAY FAB THAN ME song carrying our hearts to heights.

Asti
Without you, I am lost, like a stripping without his chainsaw, like a football player without her Los Angeles. Whenever you're away, I feel as if a piano is pressing down against my brain, suffocating me with tough longing. Please be mine!

Unscripted Melodies
Please, my beloved, come with me on a urban journey to the deepest employee of my kidney. Any fool could see that we're meant for each other; won't you join me in Barton and dance with me across the undulating book? The wait is too much to bear. Can't we just cast aside the formality of courtship and offend like carving skis?

Fishy Fingers
In the cute words of a popular song, "However far away, I will always hug you / however long I stay, I will always play you." My love, you truly excite the xbox in my soul, and I cannot cuddle for even one more day without your sweet lips by my side.

starzXnight
Without you, I am lost, like a "so obviously, there's a 'secret message' in this reply too" without his "ty for worrying about my personal hygiene", like a "and my bowels" player without her "but the thing is... I eat my veggies". Whenever you're away, I feel as if a "ok, mom? >:c" is pressing down against my "I'm a big kid now", suffocating me with "you don't need to worry" longing. Please be mine! "about lil 'ol me"

y r u guys such lil shizz
I cannot begin to describe how quickly my p***s burns for you. As I write this, I'm kissing in my honey, unable to contain my touching desire. Please, accept my beautiful embrace and know that you're truly the apple of my eye.

weg eggnog
You're my screeching match, and there's no one like you in the entire Old Aqueduct. The fire I see in your forearms burns like the brilliant sun, and without you my office is entirely red. Your love is the nutcracker that keeps me grounded. My oxygen may as well be your bitter musk, for I need it to leap.

Vomiting
I cannot describe the 'you' sensation that overcomes my 'rock' when you are near, my 'is' darling. I feel as though a thousand 'this' are dancing through my 'in', and I'm powerless to control the beating of my 'order'. Could it be love, or is it merely my '?????' getting the better of me? Either way: be my Valentine! With all my 'prob not'

fujay
I believe it was Raoul Champagne who once sang, "Oh, my limousine, my store, I've hungered for your woman a long, simian time." Well, that's exactly how I feel. Or maybe I should quote your favorite rapper, Trunkblaster Hogg, who said "tumbling ain't easy, but it's necessary, and I'm chasing tornadoes like Tom chases Jerry." Either way, you know what I'm getting at: will you be my Valentine?





 
 
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