XxWild-Eyed_JokersxX
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V-Day Event 2013
It's that time of the year again. emotion_smilies/icon_awesomeface.gif

To Me:

Without you, I am lost, like a buttpirate without his hammer, like a cheekshining player without her front butt. Whenever you're away, I feel as if a butt is pressing down against my squigily spooch, suffocating me with sexy longing. Please be mine!

nightly yours,

Cptn Para

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I tried to think of a way to describe how I Delight you, and my brain kept coming back to the actor. You see, it pushes out of the cellar to grow and design in an environment full of danger, eventually chewing and becoming fully realized as what I had hoped it was to be the entire time-- a repulsively friction. And when it's as gorgeous as ours is, I just want to show everybody!

Forever joyously,

Alair Raine

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Never have I seen so lovely and fragile a creature as you, my shiny love. You're like a wounded phoenix, skipping to escape from a hunter's park. Let me take you away from all your dull suffering, to a place filled with cats and bright dogs.

I speak for you tragically,

Kay-dragon94

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I cannot begin to describe how angrily my FACE burns for you. As I write this, I'm kneading in my purple icecream, unable to contain my hissing desire. Please, accept my STICKY embrace and know that you're truly the gooseberry of my eye.

I yearn for you lovely,

S U G A R D 0 S E

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You and I are just two glamorous people trying to make it in this maginificent world. I know we're not perfect-- I've certainly been guilty of cheating in the past, and I know you've dabbled in greed, but let's put that all in the past and focus on what really matters: our hostile love. Without you, I'm nothing but a rich horse.

Yours heartily,

xX Green Tea Tree Xx

From Me:

xX Green Tea Tree Xx

You and I are just two coarse people trying to make it in this luminescent world. I know we're not perfect-- I've certainly been guilty of tipping cows in the past, and I know you've dabbled in wrath, but let's put that all in the past and focus on what really matters: our cheeky love. Without you, I'm nothing but a radioactive wombat.