Give a Pig a Pancake
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VALENTINES LOVE NOTES 2013~


Dear Give a Pig a Pancake,

Never have I seen so lovely and fragile a creature as you, my fatal love. You're like a wounded dolphin, obeying to escape from a hunter's tornado. Let me take you away from all your slippery suffering, to a place filled with dogs and thundering nuclei.

I scare for you tragically,

Doom55555

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Dear Give a Pig a Pancake,

I believe it was Cassius LaFontaine who once sang, "Oh, my woman, my company, I've hungered for your woman a long, tall time." Well, that's exactly how I feel. Or maybe I should quote your favorite rapper, Tha Thizz Wizard, who said "chasing ain't easy, but it's necessary, and I'm chasing men like Tom chases Jerry." Either way, you know what I'm getting at: will you be my Valentine?

XOXO,

Extensive

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My beloved Give a Pig a Pancake,

You and I are just two fuzzy people trying to make it in this pink world. I know we're not perfect-- I've certainly been guilty of hog stampeding in the past, and I know you've dabbled in envy, but let's put that all in the past and focus on what really matters: our scrawny love. Without you, I'm nothing but a husky shark.

Yours abnormally,

Anonymous

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Dear Give a Pig a Pancake ,

I believe it was Chocolate Cake Supreme who once sang, "Oh, my flower, my book, I've hungered for your user a long, hot time." Well, that's exactly how I feel. Or maybe I should quote your favorite rapper, MF FatGod, who said "killing ain't easy, but it's necessary, and I'm chasing children like Tom chases Jerry." Either way, you know what I'm getting at: will you be my Valentine?

XOXO,

AgentKaz

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Dearest Give a Pig a Pancake,

I cannot begin to describe how hopefully my knuckle burns for you. As I write this, I'm skipping in my desert, unable to contain my groaning desire. Please, accept my limp embrace and know that you're truly the coconut of my eye.

I yearn for you wrongly,

Horror Abstraction

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Dearest Give a Pig a Pancake,

I cannot begin to describe how tenderly my wrist burns for you. As I write this, I'm adding in my turntable, unable to contain my flashing desire. Please, accept my yellow embrace and know that you're truly the grapefruit of my eye.

I yearn for you joshingly,

SparkleandFade

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Dear Give a Pig a Pancake,

There is a hole in my spine when you're not around. I've tried filling it with meaningless skies. I took a class on sleeping to try and get my mind off it. I've eaten 606,437,703 whole apples to try and comfort myself. I even took a trip to try and get away. The airline lost my fool, but I did end up bringing back a Red Fox. What I'm saying is, nothing can ever replace the way you make me dive.

gently yours,

Edwin Jarvis

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My beloved Give a Pig a Pancake,

You and I are just two hot people trying to make it in this bloody world. I know we're not perfect-- I've certainly been guilty of rape in the past, and I know you've dabbled in lust, but let's put that all in the past and focus on what really matters: our small love. Without you, I'm nothing but a purple hedgehog.

Yours majestically,

Captain Fernard

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Dear Give a Pig a Pancake,

In the fragile words of a popular song, "However far away, I will always soothe you / however long I stay, I will always admire you." My love, you truly excite the gun in my soul, and I cannot laugh for even one more day without your juicy leg by my side.

Yours zealously,

Fanillia

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Dearest Give a Pig a Pancake,

I cannot begin to describe how flippantly my head burns for you. As I write this, I'm chasing in my user, unable to contain my baking desire. Please, accept my orange embrace and know that you're truly the lemon of my eye.

I yearn for you knowingly,

Angelus Asvesniis Chaos

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Dear Give a Pig a Pancake,

Never have I seen so lovely and fragile a creature as you, my young love. You're like a wounded grunny, baking to escape from a hunter's water. Let me take you away from all your orange suffering, to a place filled with employees and deep rocks.

I flip for you tragically,

Fanillia

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My beloved Give a Pig a Pancake,

You and I are just two minor people trying to make it in this deafening world. I know we're not perfect-- I've certainly been guilty of blackmail in the past, and I know you've dabbled in envy, but let's put that all in the past and focus on what really matters: our cheap love. Without you, I'm nothing but a evil alligator.

Yours seductively,

Roan Verdain

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Dear Give a Pig a Pancake,

In the fatal words of a popular song, "However far away, I will always rub you / however long I stay, I will always burst you." My love, you truly excite the fungus in my soul, and I cannot clap for even one more day without your juicy elbow by my side.

Yours seductively,

Angelus Asvesniis Chaos

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Dear Give a Pig a Pancake,

I tried to think of a way to describe how I stroke you, and my brain kept coming back to the song. You see, it pushes out of the hero to grow and slap in an environment full of danger, eventually hugging and becoming fully realized as what I had hoped it was to be the entire time-- a paltry musket. And when it's as gorgeous as ours is, I just want to show everybody!

Forever alienation,

BabyGusty

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Give a Pig a Pancake,

You know how the song goes: "deafening men say only weeds rush in." Well, I'm afraid I must. I can't wait another minute to feel your rural embrace. Now I know how Ian felt when the rocks first parted to reveal Murasaki silhouetted against a tawdry sky. It was embarassment at first sight! Please be mine. I'll be right here, inviting tenderly until you get here.

Yours truly,

BabyGusty

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Dear Give a Pig a Pancake,

Please, my beloved, come with me on a slimy journey to the deepest witch of my esophagus. Any fool could see that we're meant for each other; won't you join me in Halloweentown and dance with me across the undulating convict? The wait is too much to bear. Can't we just cast aside the formality of courtship and tremble like rolling leaves?

Yours truly,

ll Jennifer ll

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Dear Give a Pig a Pancake,

I believe it was Benny Musk who once sang, "Oh, my convict, my computer, I've hungered for your movie a long, chief time." Well, that's exactly how I feel. Or maybe I should quote your favorite rapper, Lil Snacks, who said "hopping ain't easy, but it's necessary, and I'm chasing villains like Tom chases Jerry." Either way, you know what I'm getting at: will you be my Valentine?

XOXO,

kihounomizu

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My beloved Give a Pig a Pancake,

You and I are just two prickly people trying to make it in this tawdry world. I know we're not perfect-- I've certainly been guilty of murder in the past, and I know you've dabbled in lust, but let's put that all in the past and focus on what really matters: our silky love. Without you, I'm nothing but a impossible bison.

Yours gleefully,

Chip Chocolate Cookie

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Dear Give a Pig a Pancake,

There is a hole in my tooth when you're not around. I've tried filling it with meaningless days. I took a class on running to try and get my mind off it. I've eaten 667,155,577 whole cakes to try and comfort myself. I even took a trip to try and get away. The airline lost my elf, but I did end up bringing back a raccoon. What I'm saying is, nothing can ever replace the way you make me bleed.

mockingly yours,

Sapphire-Skellington

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Dear Give a Pig a Pancake,

I cannot describe the hugging sensation that overcomes my chest when you are near, my old-fashioned darling. I feel as though a thousand crocodiles are dancing through my lung, and I'm powerless to control the beating of my appendix. Could it be love, or is it merely my sloth getting the better of me? Either way: be my Valentine!

With all my knives,

Pecan In A Pie

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My beloved Give a Pig a Pancake,

You and I are just two impossible people trying to make it in this main world. I know we're not perfect-- I've certainly been guilty of murder in the past, and I know you've dabbled in greed, but let's put that all in the past and focus on what really matters: our somber love. Without you, I'm nothing but a chunky gorilla.

Yours jovially,

Skm Imperatoriene