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Paradoxical God
My belief and disbelief, since it doesn't matter either way, but it does, is in the Paradoxical God. It's also not my belief or disbelief, it's someone else's. I know for a fact that it's yours, but I'm not sure.

The concept of this Paradoxical God is due to God being claimed to be perfect and having the ability to do everything but also nothing due to the claim of atheists. This God has the ability to die and suck everyone out of existence in a reverse Big Bang. If you say God doesn't have that ability, then God does not have the ability to do everything; very simple and very complicated. If god doesn't have the ability to do anything, then god has the ability to do nothing, therefore it has the ability to do something. This God also has the ability to grant everyone's wishes, so that if my wish were for It to rot in Hell, then he has the ability to grant that wish. If He/She/It/God or he/she/it/god doesn't have the ability, then god doesn't have the ability to do anything. God does and doesn't have the ability to do everything or nothing. If the god doesn't have the ability to do everything, then the god is useless. If the god has the ability to do everything, then it's nothing special. If the god has the ability to do nothing, then the god is useless. Therefore, the atheists are right if they say it doesn't exist, because it has the ability to not exist. If it doesn't have the ability to not exist, then it doesn't have the ability to do everything, now does it?

God is more useful to this life when it doesn't disturb me. God is also more useful to this life when She doesn't exist. He would also be more useful to this life if he killed me and just sent me to either heaven or hell so I don't have to put up with this life. God would be more useful if it claimed that I was worthy of Heaven so I don't have to listen to the humans' judgment. God would also be more useful if It sent me to Hell so I don't have to abide by its wretched, judgmental law of the land that shouldn't be followed. "If they're in Heaven, it would be my Hell. If they're in Hell, it would be my Heaven."

The whole concept of the Paradoxical God is that it is everyone's definition of a god, but because it is paradoxical, it also has the ability to not be paradoxical. "If they're in Heaven, it would be my Heaven. If they're in Hell, it would be my Hell."

This God is also Legion and can also split itself into numerous Gods. This god is all of the Greek gods, this god is the Catholic God, and this god also doesn't exist, so the atheists aren't wrong, either. This god has the ability to not exist and exist at the same time. This god is both anti-matter and matter, and this god could cause the Big Bang if it felt like it.

This god has the ability to interfere with my life and also doesn't have the ability to interfere with my life. It comes and goes as it pleases, and it comes and goes when it doesn't want to. It does and doesn't matter if I/We do or don't believe in it, because she will and won't cause the effect I desire and don't desire. Sound good? I hope it doesn't, because you don't have to listen to me, because it matters. I'll force you to not believe me, because I care. This god didn't cause your political affiliation, and it isn't your political affiliation. That's why it caused mine and is my political affiliation. You follow me? I hope you don't, because I'm the submissive one. This will make sense and will also not make sense, so you may experience the idea that it's the dumbest thing in the world, it's the best thing you ever read, or you will be left dumbfounded. I know I do. All of them, that is.

My religion is considered "Other", because it is an "Other", but it's also the same as Christianity, so I should change it. I'm very serious about this religion, but I'm also not very serious about this religion, because it doesn't matter if you listen to me or not, but I'll kill you if you do listen to me, because its the most sound reasoning there ever was. My god doesn't exist, but yours does, so it pisses me off. I hope your god can forgive me, though. I don't believe in this god at all, so I don't care. I love this god more than yours, though, that's why I know that your god doesn't exist and that mine does.

The Paradoxical God is also made of all of your viewpoints and none of mine, which aggravates me. The Paradoxical God is also made up of all of my viewpoints and none of yours, which makes me damn happy. The Paradoxical God is illogical because it has the ability to do so, but I'm highly disappointed that it's also logical. I'm pretty happy that its composed of nothing but logic, so there's always that fact. You can't call a god that's nothing but wrathful "rational", but it is nothing but purpose, so it can't be irrational. I am a part of this god, but I'm also not a part of it. Why are you a part of this god? I thought I said this god is Legion, so you shouldn't be a part of your own god.

I feel like I should publish my god in a book, but I don't feel like it, because I'd rather everyone listen to me, even though I'd rather not have anyone listen to me.

Enjoy reading this, because it was written with all emotions, as well as none of them. This ideology has the ability to invoke any emotion as well as none of them, as the Paradoxical God intended the concept of a non-paradoxical writing to be, but It doesn't like Paradoxes. Those are bad. I still hate you; marry me.

Does God have the ability to reproduce? Well, I Am God, so I could, but not today. That's why God is nonexistent; he can't. There are numerous Gods, though. That's why the Catholic God tells you to not acknowledge that they're there.

Of course, this is why I'm an atheist. I'm not going to bother with trying to make sense of these damn claims. Christians are still ******** in the head. That's why I have a social disorder; I'm ******** in the head from listening to them. I still love my god more than yours, though, and you should convert to the Church of Weretindere.

I absolutely hate that your god gets more of a say in the matter, even though your god is my god, because my god should have more of a say in the matter. Yes, god did cause the Big Bang, you religious nutjob.

Atheist scum don't want to accept that god was part of the Big Bang... Fine, don't convert to my religion; I don't want you here...





 
 
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