I'm not too into writing a full on novel on my profile, so I'll just continue here. My name's Hanna, and I'm 17 years young. I'm having an awfully hard time making friends here. I don't sacrifice goats or virgins, or anything like that. I like intellectual conversations. I like jokes. I like the teachings of the Anton LaVey Bible (aka, The Satanic Bible), despite the fact I'm not religious.
If you're confused:
The prologue to The Satanic Bible begins by discussing the concept of gods, good and evil, and human nature. It includes the Nine Satanic Statements: Satan represents indulgence, instead of abstinence! Satan represents vital existence, instead of spiritual pipe dreams! Satan represents undefiled wisdom, instead of hypocritical self-deceit! Satan represents kindness to those who deserve it, instead of love wasted on ingrates! Satan represents vengeance, instead of turning the other cheek! Satan represents responsibility to the responsible, instead of concern for psychic vampires! Satan represents man as just another animal, sometimes better, more often worse than those that walk on all-fours, who, because of his "divine spiritual and intellectual development," has become the most vicious animal of all! Satan represents all of the so-called sins, as they all lead to physical, mental, or emotional gratification! Satan has been the best friend the church has ever had, as he has kept it in business all these years!