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You and the stranger both like BOTDF.

Stranger: hey smile

You: HEY SEXY FACE

Stranger: okay??? lol

You: How ya'll doin'?

Stranger: good

Stranger: you?

You: ROUGH TOUGH NAUGHTY NURSE

Stranger: ..?

You: wow. do you really like BOTDF?

Stranger: yeah.

You: LIAR

Stranger: i do.

You: You didn't get the reference you phony

You: cmon a true botdf would get that

Stranger: but i havent listened to many songs cuz my grandma set up a ban on my comp

You: fan*

You: sucks for you are you 12?

Stranger: im 13

You: ***** please. Go start your period soon. Grow some pubes!

Stranger: dude, i have.

Stranger: like when turned 12. over a year ago.

You: I started when I was 11, fool.

Stranger: but i still get treated like a child

You: YOU ARE A CHILD

Stranger: yeah well its mainly about genetics

You: I'm 18 fool

You: almost 19

You: don't like it, grow some balls!

You: or lick them

You: either way

Stranger: im more mature than some bitches at my school. they are all older, like 16-18. so i dont think i derserve to be treated like a child. im more mature than my own mother for gods sake.

You: girl, type faster

You: Oh, trying to defend yourself.

You: WEAK SAUCE!

Stranger: im not tryin. im stating facts

Stranger: my mother acts like a 5 yr old

You: No you do.

You: Your momma is good in bed

Stranger: uh huh sureeee...

You: why don't you find out yourself ;P

Stranger: dont need too. my dad says shes crap

You: well yo daddy is crap

You: literally crap

Stranger: lol i know

You: he's a piece of poo that gets stuck to shoes

You: now I know which side you get your attitude from

Stranger: yeah my moms.

You: no your s**t dad haha

You: you have a BFA

Stranger: shes a ******** b***h who treats her kids like slaves and refuses to do s**t by herself.

You: she's a MOM.

You: And she literally is a b***h.

Stranger: and? doesnt mean she can do that s**t! its against the law.

You: a female dog, which males like to hump around on

You: She can do whatever she wants

You: why don't you run away then?

Stranger: because she'd find me

Stranger: like she always has

You: do you live on an island?

Stranger: and i dont live with her anymore

Stranger: yeah, i do actually

Stranger: north isalnd

Stranger: *island

You: Well, try drowning yourself. Or swimming.

You: I bet you're fat

Stranger: cant swim and im not allowed in water

You: loser

Stranger: i have epilepsy and people watch me all the time

Stranger: and so what if im fat?

You: if you are fat then you could float away

Stranger: again, people watch me consrtantly and im not allowed near water unless im taking a shower.

You: loser

You: what about the toilet?

Stranger: well yeah that too

You: ***** please

You: where do you poop?

You: in your mouth?

You: what about your saliva?

Stranger: saliva isnt water

Stranger: its got other things in it

You: well then make a saliva ocean

You: "it's got other things in it

You: "

You: that's what she said

You: TYPE FASTER

Stranger: i cant believe you called me a phony. and you're being a total biatch and calling me a loser. a abosulte true fan wouldnt do that. just people who like them for songs and only songs.

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