Convo between me and my brain.
Me: Must go to sleep.
Brain: Then go to f*cking sleep.
Me: I can't.
Brain: Why not?
Me: Because Im not sleepy yet.
Brain: Then why are whining?
Me: Im not whining.
Brain: Are too.
Me: Am not.
(goes on for a couple more precious minutes)
Brain: Ok, shut the f*ck up already and pass out.
Me: Gez. Didnt know I was so rude and...f*cked up.
Brain: Your just insulting yourself you know. What you say doesnt effect me. Bah. Your just talking to yourself like a crazy person.
Me: *nods off* Stop waking me up with all these thoughts then. Its practically screaming at me.
Brain: Just go to bed.
Me: Alright. *drools*
(Ok, not the drooling part xD)
(Why I had to share this? No idea. Its actually not even all that funny...oh well see ya.)
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