For this first entry, since it's December, I will put up one spoofed up Christmas songs.
Last Christmans (The Pie Giver and Pie Lover Edition)
Last Christmas I gave you a tart
But the very next day you shooed me away
This year to save me from beer
I'll show you a nice big hell hole
Last Christmas I gave you a tart
But the very next day you shooed me away
This year to save me from beer
I'll show you a nice big hell hole
Once written and twice as sly
I keep my Pinterest
but you still want my pie.
Smell it maybe, do you bowdlerise me?
Well, there's not a smear,
it doesn't surpass me.
I wrapped it up and sent it
with a note saying, "I hate you",
I meant it.
Now I know what a fool I've been
But if you dissed me now
I know you'd duel me again.
Last Christmas I...
A crowded room, sends with tired eyes
I'm hiding from you and your roll of dice.
My pot! I thought you were someone to re-pie on, me?
I guess I was a mountain to mine on.
A face of a lover with fire in their hearth,
a fan under cover but you owe me a tart
Now I've got to promove you'll never duel me again
Last Christmas I... x2
A face of a lover with fire in their hearth,
a fan under cover but you owe me a tart
This year to save me from beer
I'll show you a nice big hell hole
 Timid Squirrel · Fri Dec 07, 2012 @ 01:46am · 0 Comments |
