It took twenty minutes or so for Edomus to shower and shave and pretty himself up before making his way into the city proper. The city, the name of which he had never attempted to commit to memory lay 25 miles or so from his manor. But distance mattered very little to the magic user and in less than a blink of an eye he was standing in front of a local bar as though he had always been standing there.
The bar itself was called The Red Robin and it was one of those places which Edomus loved to frequent rather he was hunting or not. There was always an abundance of fresh young ladies and even men when the fancy struck him to play with. He smiled and ran his fingers through his hair as he walked in to the bar thinking to himself, "I wonder who the lucky one is going to be tonight?"
Edomus silently took a seat at one of the empty barstools and motioned the bar tender over. "Give me a pint of Guinness Extra Stout." he said with a wink and a puckish grin.
"Sure thing Edomus." replied the young man behind the counter. Edomus couldn't remember what the man's name was but he had grown to be as friendly with him as any one like him could with a human.
It didn't take more then fifteen minutes for a young woman to catch the attention of the prowling Edomus. Like his previous catch, she was a little under five feet tall with dark brown hair which landed on her shoulder in soft waves. Her skin was pale and pristine and her eyes where the blue of ice water. Her lips were thin and delicate, but Edomus had a feeling that they tasted marvelously. He smiled to himself as he made his way over to where she sat alone at the end of the bar.
"Good evening." Edomus said his voice the low rumble of the beast that he truly was.
"Go away....I'm gay" she responded flatly as she took a sip of the drink in front of her.
Edomus burst out laughing. "I might be mistaken miss, but I don't recall asking to bed you."
"You have a c**k, right?" she turned to face him this time, even though she was still clearly annoyed that he not simply left.
"Yes, and it works rather well from time to time."
"Then either you're a ******** queer or the only reason you came over is to try and ******** me."
Whoever this woman was, it was obvious that she had some horrible encounters with men in the past. Edomus smiled internally at that little nugget.
"Nah, it's much worse than that." he said as he took a long drag from his dark, bitter beer.
"How do you figure?"
"Premature ejaculator, I was done five minutes ago. Now I need a three hour nap." Edomus said in a flat, serious voice.
She laughed so hard, she snorted.
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