PART ONE OF MY SOON TO BE DEATH?
So, I was lying on my bed, enjoying the thunder, UNTIL!
DRAMATIC PAUSE.
I fell off my bed and saw a package of... -Runs to get package- Yogurt yummies.... By Brown's, in case I do die, you can sue the company. ; w ;
Well, I was feeding them to my Guinea pig. I found a green one and took some of the yogurt off, since I like yogurt. stare
Well, I took it off and put it in my mouth. Tasted like normal yogurt, besides the taste of hay and corn and stuff. When I had it in my mouth, there was a weird feeling of ...... I dunno. There was a burning sensation too. It started to taste like throw up. So I swallowed it. I twitched 83402 times very violently afterwards.
I gave her some more and found another green one. I decided to take some more yogurt off. ^^;;
I put it in my mouth and it taste worst then earlier, so I spit it out and wiped it on the cage. o - o ;;
I felt so weird. My lungs were burning and I was soooo dizzy. ; w ;
Oh, when I said I went to go get the package? I came back and ran into a lamp 3 times and I inhaled. It was all wheezy and it hurt to breath. ; n ;
I still taste the horrible hayness! D8< I might die.
I love you! I love you! - My mum just said zat. o - o
HOPE SHE LOVES ME BEFORE I DIE. Q AQ
It could be eating my skin from my esophagus right now! That's probably why it feels weird and burns! >:U Damn pet food. ; n ;
Dappou Rock · Thu May 31, 2012 @ 03:10am · 1 Comments |