What demon has possessed my Imp of an Uncle Tyrion?! He always has been in a pain and is still not afraid of me, although I am his king and can have him killed on the morrow by the Hound, but this was a little much...

Sending those filthy whores to my chambers as sort of belated gift to me. Uncle Tyrion mocks me and for that...I made both of the whores bleed. Their tears and bloody raw bruises were the only things I found close to arousing.

I wonder if Sansa will arouse me the same way. If she knows what is good for her...she will....otherwise I'll be aiming this crossbow in a certain place...and her womanly bleeding will have come early.