I feel like s**t. Last week I bought myself a whole bunch of new underwear. Years ago, I discovered that if I popped the elastic band in my underwear, they'd fit better. I did this with these new underwear, but something weird happened. They started getting holes in them. I learned last night that there were no elastic bands in these undies, and I was just popping threads. Now, I've ruined almost all the underwear I bought. I either have to throw it out or repair it myself. ******** life.