You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: OMG OMG OMG

You: HI!

Stranger: HI

Stranger: ASL

You: HOWS IT GOIN

You: MY NAME IS BRIAN

You: I'M FAAAAT

You: I'M A GIRL

You: MY BOYFRIEND'S NAME IS ZAC EFRON

You: OH BABY

You: HE BE RUBBIN MY FAT

Stranger: ha?

Stranger: asl

Stranger: plz

You: YES HE THINKS FAT BE SEXY

Stranger: yes

Stranger: i thinks too.

Stranger: do u know glee?

You: MY BOYFRIEND GETS TURNED ON BY FARTS

You: SO I BE FARTIN ON HIM

You: OHBBY

You: OHBBY

You: HE SAYS

Your conversational partner has disconnected.