Reasons Why Kyle is Better Than Sigmund:
1. Gingers secretly have superpowers. No, really...
2. He has a sexy British accent that makes him sound even smarter than he really is
3. He's a hard worker... Sigmund doesn't even try...
4. And that will backfire on him one day...
5. And Kyle will finally rise above him victoriously!
6. He has true friends that love him even without the fame, fortune, and power
7. Karma: One day it will catch up to you, Siggy... One day
8. Sigmund's (German?) accent is just too difficult to understand... SERIOUSLY! Sometimes, I CAN'T EVEN TELL WHETHER OR NOT HE'S SPEAKING GODDAMN ENGLISH!!!!
9. He has Necronomicon... And it TALKS!
10. He has Scrivener Elf as a "minion"
11. Actually, he's pretty much the ONLY REASON I started watching the show
12. YOU CANNOT RESIST THE PUPPY FACE OF DOOM!
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