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	STUPIDITY
	STUPIDITY

In this particular journal entrance I will attend the issue of stupidity and the way it has chased me in this beginning of my holiday...

Situation 1:

I slip on wet pavement and land on the ground full-body in a strange eagle-like position to which a teenage-girl approaches me and says:
"-OMG! Did you fall?..."
To which I can only answer to such an eloquent question as:
"-...No! I attacked the ground. Him and I, Me and him are old nemesis, you see? Now I'm going to proceed to my next attack: rolling. It's super fun!"
And then I start rolling till the eloquent one goes away.

Situation 2:

My papa is in the living room and my mom and me are in the terrace playing with my cat (White Castle). My cat does something silly that makes us laugh real hard till my papa comes and ruins it by saying:
"-Laugh silently! It's 5am and we have neighbours!"
my mom, me AND my cat all look at him like he's an alien, he goes away and then my mom kills the wtf atmosphere by saying:
"-What does he care? The neighbour in our right is deaf and the other can't hear."
"-.......Mom... Then they're BOTH deaf."
"-Oh right!"
My brother in that moment is in the street arriving home from a only guys night-out and starts singing in a drunk voice and VERY loud:
"-So remember, when you're feeling very small and insecure,
How amazingly unlikely is your birth,
And pray that there's intelligent life somewhere up in space,
'Cause there's bugger all down here on Earth...." (Galaxy Song)
My bro still goes "nanana" and was going to start singing again when my papa opens the door and drags him home...

Situation 3:

My friends and I are having a somewhat serious discussing because it was way to early for our usual craziness. We were having breakfast and Suska who was reading the newsaper says:
"-Wow!... A husband beat his wife, puts her unconscious, ties her to a pole in a field and then burns her..."
Me: "-That's really sad..."
Tiago: "-Yeah. Specially since they're relationship was just heating up."
Suska: "-I know what you mean... I bet she turned to her husband and said -God baby! You put me on fire!-."
Me: "...You know what's the trouble with life?...The trouble with life is that there's no background music..."

Situation 4:

My bro, White Castle (my cat) and I were in the living room with my cat completely stretched out sleeping on the couch... Conclusion: Lil' old me on the ground (again).
"-Why the hell does he need to take so much space?!"
Bro: "Cats were worshiped like gods in some cultures..."
"So what? You think I should too?!"
Bro: "No. I'm just pointing out the fact that this particular cat didn't forget."
"And what's your excuse?"
Bro: ".....I'm a deserving citizen."

Situation 5:

My boyfriend and I were going on a walk with no destination, just walkin' and talking when he suddenly stops, comes close and grabs me and says:
"-Do you love me?"
"Of course. I love you as much as I possibly can right now."
"-......What does that mean?"
"-...........You're stepping on my foot."

I have far far FAR more stupid situations but I'm tired of writting, so I'll note them later.

Woe is me.

Raikiri Kitsune · Sun Jul 24, 2011 @ 03:42am · 0 Comments


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