Reasons Why Zorbak Will One Day Rule the World:
1. He is Zorbak
2. He is awesome
3. He is a necromancer
4. He is ebil
5. "Ebil will always triumph over good, because good is dumb," 3nodding
6. He must make up for the failure that is his brother
7. ...Sorry Zorbak's parents... On the bright side, practice makes perfect!
8. FROSTVAL MUST BE DESTROYED!
9. He has his own advice column
10. He has red eyes, a scar, and is blue heart
11. His girlfriend/wife is rich and can fund his armies wink
12. He HAS armies, and they are undead
13. He designs his own monsters. twisted
14. He can easily outwit a hero (unfortunately for them...)
15. EBILNESS+GREATEST-NECROMANCER-IN-LORE=ULTIMATE-WEAPON-OF-MASS-DESTRUCTION twisted twisted twisted twisted