Right well Here I am sitting in the security hold of some club whos name I dont remember, in Nashville Tennessee... but well get to why that is later...
we left bright and early this morning... with me, my brother Adrik and two of his friends. Gwen and Malcom. The two of which promptly fell asleep in the backseat. Seeing as Adrik had to drive and I cant sleep we were thrust into an uncomfortable silence. We never really agree so I think it was thought by both of us that we shouldnt touch the radio. Finally I remembered Gwens book on tape! So with some debate, that went in. Thus we were launched into the world of Harry Potter. 4th book. Which Adrik had never read and I had read much to many times. By the 2nd CD we were both bored out of our minds. HP came out and I decided I didnt want to wear my clothes. Now some of you may not know that I hate clothes with a passion. I never wear them when I dont have to... and I didnt have to in the car... Adriks used to it so he just shook his head and kept his eyes on the road. I however was enjoying the sun and the wind. A little later I convinced Adrik to remove the top of the convertable. This woke Gwen and Malcom and got me a few shocked looks from truckers that happened to look down into our car... its not MY fault they were higher than me and could see me naked when they looked down! Anyway... Adriks cries of "PUT SOMETHING ON BEFORE WERE ARRESTED" started to irk me sooo I put on some boxers.... Then went back to my convertable sun bathing.... AND THEN....
The traffic hit. we were just... sitting there... stuck... not moving... with nothing to do. So you know what I did? I started to sing. loudly. and soon Adrik joined! and Gwen and then Malcom! And not only them! Others! From cars in front and bhind us! Even some truckers.... invigorated by this support, I climbed out of the car and onto the hood where I proceeded to dance. ^^ People joined! and Traffic was made bareable. I got some phone numbers... which Ill never use but hey! it wsa nice  then I had to get back in the car and we sang all the way through! and even after we got out of traffic! Anyway it was fun! and stopping to pee was fun! cause I couldnt hold it and there was no where to stop! So I was like AHHH!!! and we pulled up next to this car that had participated in our traffic fun and she rolled her window down. I asked her if she had an empty cup or bottle, she handed it to me... and that was the end of that! it went in the trash at the next stop. Gwen thought it was gross... I thought it was brilliant. That was about all the fun we had on the way here... we calmed down as night set in because everyone excluding me got tired.
SO how did I end up on a computer in securitys office? The bouncer who brought me here thought I was awesome so he let me use the internet. WHY did he bring me here? well... this is kinda... weird so brace yourselves.
I dont sleep... so I had no reason to stay at the hotel! I used the internet there to look up some cool clubs in nashville and voila! showed up. No I didnt try to get in the door, I got in just fine! I got in, hung out, danced FULLY CLOTHED mind you.... v.v okay so here it is. short and sweet.... dont laugh. I danced for a long time with this chick...things went smoothly next thing I know my pants are unzipped and shes on her knees.... a few minutes into THAT this cool as s**t bouncer seriously grabs my shoulder and says "HEY! No blowjobs on the dancefloor! Take it to the backroom or out of the club!!" I hadnt even remembered I was in a club... for obvious reasons... brain stopped working for a while... but uhh I was like "yeah sure you can join" I guess this freaked him out cause he seperated us and took us here! Where, after zipping my pants back up, I talked to him a long time. Hes awesome and I love him. and he let me use his internet to write all this... were waiting for the chick from this senario to get off the phone so I can use it... I left my cell in the car... >> Now im going to go BACK to hotel {{when I get out of here}} And watch anime with headphones all night! aaaannd I shall update this again tomorrow if anything interesting happens!
LAUREN! I misseth thee! hopefully Ill talk to you tomorrow! love love love! times infinity!!!!
 Surround Sound · Sun Mar 19, 2006 @ 04:19am · 2 Comments |
