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N3WbEI VS NOOOB
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NoOObS In DAwILd
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NOOOBISH BHaVIOR
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ANOTH3r tHING tAHT NOOoBS DO IS cYBRiNg NOW MOST OF THIS TAEX PLAEC In RALYING OR 2WNS!!1!11! IT’S PR3tY 3ASy 2 AVOID JUST gO 2 RALY’S ANd 2WNs WITUR FREINDS1!1!!1!1! oMG HOWEVER THIs DOeSN’t ALWaYS S2P TH3m OFTeN u SEEe THOsA LItlE PIxILAETD BODEIs hUMpING TEH H3L OUT OF oNE ANoTheR iN A CORNAR ANd If UR PArTiCULARLY UnLUKY THEn ThEIRwIl B On3 HUmpINg U!1!1!11 WTf LOL DABST ANd SIMPLASt WAY 2 3nd tHiS Is 2 LeAEV go 2 A DIFERANT 2WN OR RALY roOOM111!!!1!! LOL N00B THeyRENO PoINT t3lING TH3M 2 S2P aS IT WIL ONLY ENCOURAEG THAM!!11!111! LoL DABst wAY 2 DEAL WITNOOOBS IS 2 COMPlEt3ly IGNORA ThEM!!1111! OMG LOL AVANTuaLY LIEk A ChILD tHaY WIL BCoME BOR3D AND leAEV u aLON3 !!1!! WtF LOl N00B


tHeIRR aRtIST NOOOBS aS WeL AND I USE DAT3RM ARTIST RATHER LOSELY HAr3 tHOsA wHO SPAND FIEV mINU3TS ON A MADIOCre EXCuS3 OF A DRAWiNG DONE IN PANET aND 3xPECT 2 SAl IT FOR 20K+!1!1! WTF LOL nOW I’m nOt sayING TaHT aRT DONA oN Ms PANET ISN’T ArT tHeyREr SOME MinD-BLOWinG PEIC3S OF aRt oUt THEyREtAHt HAEV B3n CrAAETD On MS paNET111!11 WTF NOOObS ARt SHOpS TENd 2 hAEV LOT’S OF BAN3RS MAED oF sUCH W3BSIEtS aS “GLItAr MAEKR” ”PIMPMyprOFiEL” TH3Y aLSO t3ND 2 US3 bRIGHTLY ColOURED FonTS oFT3n WITGRADEiNT T3xT!!!!1!11 WTF LOL TheYREShOPS T3ND 2 lAK RULeS Or IF THEYREIS ANY USuALY sTUpID OnES LIEK NO cYBRING!!1111!! oMG Lol THEREART EXMplES R UsUALY CoV3REd iN HIEDIOUS W8RMaRX SO NOBODY CAN sTEAL THAM!1!11! WTf lOL AND THAY VARY RAERLy HaEV ANy KINd of ORd3r 2 THEYRES2R3s !1!!!!1! lOL

i HopE BY rEADING THIS GuIEd U HAEV A Bt3R UnDERSTANdiNg OF NOOOBs aNd HOW 2 DaAL wITTHEM ANd WIL NOT MIsTAEK nEWbs For NOOOBS111!!1 WTF lOL THIS GuIED WIL MOsT LIEKLY B ADiETD ANd ADAD 2 As TEH nOOObs EVolVE aND MuTAET !!11!1! OMg WTF LOL


IF U HAEV MAeD ur OWn STUDyS ABOUt NoOOBS AND WIsH 2 AD INFOMATION 2 THiS GUiED THAN PLZPM mA wITDAPM tITL3 NoOOB GUIeD





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