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Dear KungPoo,

One of my favorite parts of the holiday season is getting warm and cozy when it's cold outside. Right now we are all huddled around a 55'in Flat Screen TV for warmth drinking soymilk. I'm reading a book on the history of Lindas -- really ridiculous stuff. What''s the weather like where you are? I heard it might get pretty gay before the week's over. Oh well; rain or shine, you can always hop under a blanket and snuggle up with a bunny on your lap!

Yours happily,
Strawberry Puffs



Dear KungPoo,

Merry Xmas, friend! I sure hope Santa brings you all the things you asked for this year. I know how badly you wanted that new xbox you saw in best buy-- I remember you telling me, "Boy, I sure would give my left butthole to have one of those, even if I had to commit a thousand raped and killeds to get it. I'd gladly throw my childhood hero, la minchu, out of a moving bus to get my hands on one. I''d punch spiderman in the p***s for just one moment with that thing."

Well, I hope it doesn't come to that. May all your holiday wishes come true!

Yours vigorously ,
Sudai The Myth


Dear KungPoo,

I'm writing this letter to wish you a FUUUUUUUUUCK YEAH Xmas! I'm sure visions of noms-plums are already noming in your head, but there's still work to be done. Did you remember to deck your nom noms with boughs of your other noms? Have you spiked the the other other noms with plenty of watery noms? Have you nom nom nomed your nom nom gnomes by the chimney with care? Did you leave out a shot glass and some a bottle of jack for Santa and his reindeer?

Yours fuuuck yeah-ly,
hi im tools


Dear KungPoo,

Looks like winter's here--Cuba have been falling all night and now the ground is completely covered! I almost couldn't get out of the house; this stuff is up to my p***s. So I got out a wrench and fought them into a pile. Archie and I have been jumping in it all day. I'm hoping that the weather changes, though; before Christmas I really want to make j**z angels.

Yours kamehameha,
Sippin on Gerber


Dear KungPoo,

Looks like winter's here--wet backs have been falling all night and now the ground is completely covered! I almost couldn't get out of the house; this stuff is up to my saggy tit. So I got out a soggy nut sack and molested them into a pile. Edder and I have been jumping in it all day. I'm hoping that the weather changes, though; before Christmas I really want to make marijuana angels.

Yours freely,
BIunts


Dear KungPoo,

Looks like winter's here--babies have been falling all night and now the ground is completely covered! I almost couldn't get out of the house; this stuff is up to my big toe. So I got out a hammer and screwed them into a pile. that one black dude and I have been jumping in it all day. I'm hoping that the weather changes, though; before Christmas I really want to make sperm angels.

Yours PINGAS,
2cq


Dear KungPoo,

Looks like winter's here--gays have been falling all night and now the ground is completely covered! I almost couldn't get out of the house; this stuff is up to my d**k. So I got out a d***o and ******** them into a pile. dom and I have been jumping in it all day. I'm hoping that the weather changes, though; before Christmas I really want to make s**t angels.

Yours gayly,
KOOL-AlD


Dear KungPoo,

Merry Xmas, friend! I sure hope Santa brings you all the things you asked for this year. I know how badly you wanted that new menstrual egg you saw in bj's-- I remember you telling me, "Boy, I sure would give my left nose to have one of those, even if I had to commit a thousand necrophelias to get it. I'd gladly throw my childhood hero, ashton kutcher, out of a moving bus to get my hands on one. I''d punch tron in the nose for just one moment with that thing."

Well, I hope it doesn't come to that. May all your holiday wishes come true!

Yours a** ramming,
plumbercrack


Dear KungPoo,

One of my favorite parts of the holiday season is getting warm and cozy when it's cold outside. Right now we are all huddled around a my d**k for warmth drinking semen. I'm reading a book on the history of my dicks-- really my d**k stuff. What''s the weather like where you are? I heard it might get pretty my d**k before the week's over. Oh well; rain or shine, you can always hop under a my d**k and snuggle up with a my d**k on your lap!

Yours my d**k,
iRoger Rabbit


Dear KungPoo,

One of my favorite parts of the holiday season is getting warm and cozy when it's cold outside. Right now we are all huddled around a c**k for warmth drinking semen. I'm reading a book on the history of dicks-- really wats an adjective stuff. What''s the weather like where you are? I heard it might get pretty wats an adjective before the week's over. Oh well; rain or shine, you can always hop under a thong and snuggle up with a liger on your lap!

Yours idk wats an adverb,
iRoger Rabbit