1. Would you like to see my circumcision scar?
2. What is a nice girl like you doing in a dirty mind like mine?
3. Excuse me, but did you happen to find my Nobel Peace Prize?
4. That’s a nice shirt. Can I talk you out of it?
5. Be unique and different, say yes.
6. Excuse me, but I DO think it’s time we met.
7. Excuse me, do you have your phone number, I seem to have lost mine.
8. I bet I can kiss you on the lips without touching you.
9. Can I read your T shirt in brail?
10. Can I buy you a drink, or do you just want the money.
11. I’m new in town, could I have directions to your house.
12. There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can’t take them off you.
13. Shall we talk or continue flirting from a distance?
14. Let’s do breakfast tomorrow. Should I call you or nudge you?
15. Champagne can be tickly, and so can I.
16. Coffee? Tea? Me?
17. Is it hot in here or is it just you?
18. If beauty was a drop of water, then you’d be the ocean.
19. Is that bruise from when you fell from heaven?
20. Pick up a pack of sugar and hand it to a girl, saying, “Here, you dropped your name tag.”
21. Ever wonder why you have spaces between your fingers? So my fingers can fit there.
22. Do you like to travel? My favorite place to go is anywhere you are.
23. I could die tomorrow and it wouldn’t matter – as long as I knew that I could meet an angel like you in Heaven.
24. I’m going on a picnic this weekend. Want to come?
25. If you were a tear in my eye, I wouldn’t cry for fear of losing you.
26. Is it hot in here or is it just you?
27. I’d ask you for a light, but you’ve already lit my fire.
28. If beauty was a drop of water, then you’d be the ocean.
29. Tell me something, girl. Did it hurt when you fell out of heaven?
30. I lost my teddy bear, can I sleep with you?
31. Hey baby, you must be a sweater, because you got me feeling warm all over!
32. Check the girls clothing tag then say - “That’s what I thought…made in heaven”!
33. When God made you, he was showing off!
34. It’s not my fault I fell in love, you’re the one who tripped me!
35. Let’s walk in the rain.
36. You must work for the FBI – Fabulous, Beautiful, and Intriguing.
37. You look like a woman who has an expensive perfume named after her. It has to be called (pause) Incomparable.
38. I want to steal your heart.
39. You have the most beautiful eyes (or lips) I’ve ever seen.
40. I’m new here in town and I keep getting lost … in your eyes.
41. See my friend standing over there? He wants to know if you think I am cute!
42. Excuse me, but did you happen to find my Nobel Peace Prize?
43. Excuse me, I think you have something in your eye. Nope, it’s just a sparkle.
44. Excuse me, I’d like to have kids someday, and I wanted to know how your parents created such a beautiful creature.
45. Hello, I’m a thief, and I’m here to steal your heart.
46. All this could be yours for one low, low price!
47. Baby, you’re so sweet, you put Hershey’s outta business.
48. Can i get your picture to prove to all my friends that angels really do exist?
49. I’m feeling kind of insecure right now. Could I have a hug?
50. I’m invisible. (Really?) Can you see me? (Yes) How about tomorrow night?
51. I’m looking for a friend…do you want to be my friend?
52. Oh my god, I thought I was gay… then I met you.
53. Smile if you want me!
54. Damn, if being sexy was a crime, you’d be guilty as charged!
55. Hey I’m looking for treasure, Can I look around your chest?
56. If you think Chewbacca is hairy, wait till you see my Wookie.
57. Is your name Summer? ‘Cause you are as hot as hell.
58. Baby, if you were words on a page, you’d be what they call FINE PRINT!
59. Wrap me in paper and put a bow on my head, i am a gift from god to you!
60. Do you have any raisins? No? How about a date?
61. Can I have your picture so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?
62. If I said you had a great body, would you hold it against me?
63. Are you a parking ticket? ’cause you got fine-fine-fine written all over ya.
64. If I could rewrite the alphabet, I would put U and I together.
65. That’s a nice shirt. Can I talk you out of it?
66. If you were a new hamburger at McDonald’s, you would be McGorgeous.
67. Do you have a Bandaid? Cos I just scraped my knee falling for you.
68. Got two nipples for a dime?
69. Do you think I could borrow that dress sometime?
70. I’m sick. My medicine is to talk to you.
71. You’re so hot you melt the plastic in my underwear.
72. Hi, I’m the new Milkman. Do you want it in the front or the back?
73. Girl, you gotta be tired coz you been runnin through my mind all day.
74. Hi, the voices in my head told me to come over and talk to you.
75. Want to see my Hard Drive? I promise it ain’t 3.5 inches and it ain’t floppy.
76. I’m bigger and better than the Titanic. Only 200 woman went down on the Titanic.
77. You remind me of Pokemon. I just wanna Pikachu.
78. Did you invite all of these people? I thought it was just going to be the two of us?
79. There is something wrong with my cell phone. It doesn’t have your number in it.
80. What’s wrong? You look a little sad and gloomy. What you need is some vitamin me.
81. Do you believe in the hereafter? Good! Then you know what I’m here after.
82. Hi. I’m an astronaut, and my next mission is to explore Uranus.
83. I was so enraptured with your beauty that I ran into a wall. So I will need your name and number, for insurance purposes
84. I’m an American Express Lover! Don’t go home without me!
85. You with all those curves and me with no brakes!
86. Here’s a quarter. Call your mum and tell her you won’t be home tonight.
87. Can I see your tan lines?
88. Oh no, I’m choking! I need mouth to mouth, quick!
89. Of all the bars in the world I could have walked into, here you are…
90. Hi, do you want to have my children? If not, can we just practice?
91. Help the homeless. Take me home with you!
92. I think I could fall madly in bed with you.
93. Hi, my name is Chris. I’m funny, financially stable, and have a very interesting DNA structure.
94. You be the Dairy Queen and I’ll be your Burger King: You treat me right, and I’ll do it your way
95. Hey baby. You got a jersey? (A jersey?…What for?) Because I need your name and number
96. (hold out hand) Would you hold this for me while I go for a walk?
97. This time next year let’s be laughing together.
98. I’m not wearing any pants.
99. Sex is like Pringles: once you pop, you can’t stop.
100. Hi. I suffer from amnesia. Do I come here often?
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