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I wanted to put up the epix rap. =/ Cause, Nigguman and Whizzpah need their props of how epix they are.

The statement that started it all:


Nigguman:
Don't be scared Makky, We just wanna be friends forever.....
FOOOOOR EEEVVVEEERR
~Awkwardly stumbles towards Makkron in a zombie-like daze...~
Uhhhhhhh...... Whurr da WHITE WOMEN at...... Uhhhhhhhh......
I feel you on the writing thing netter's. It was something I did for fun all they way up until I started making my first completely unique character...
...Good times...
OH I KNEW NETTE, BUT~ there should -never- be a time when you eviscerate my manhood!
You need dat s**t like I need weed!
HAHAHAHAHAHAA~ I'm high...
Pakeh:
I...am officially scared to walk into this place..just...for the fact Nick-san is high...and then Rufus-san is barely speaking..
~Dances to the zombie dance.~
So how is everyone up in here? -Walks in with a limp like an old school pimp.- Up in here in dis place of fear. Alright, you know it's bad when Pakers starts off on a rap fest which can't be done correctly.
-Beatboxes.- Don't take the time to try and bust a rhyme, it really is just a straight up crime. Sit down, shut up, and take a seat while I stand over here and make a beat. Just get outta da garage of your mama's house, and I won't have to scare you like a silly little mouse. My respect for you is wearin' thin, I know my raps will get under your skin.
Word.
Whisper:
Don't try to spit, I ain't got the time. This is a game and it's already mine. Go back to the playground with your half-quality beat, I'll sit down if you'll take a seat. Oh, and for your information, we don't have a garage. Now step off before you have to suffer the barrage, of my entourage, I'm like a mirage, massag-ing the muscles of your fear, even though your end still creeps near. So, realize and fall out of my trap, because, as we all know, your s**t is crap.
Nigguman:
oh i see a rap battle in the near future.....
Ballin' Shot callin' something like that guy Jordan, My rap is like my weed it just keeps the people soarin'. I could get ya chick in whorin' but i rather make her soar and my dicks just like a president it's very important... My looks very alluring you could even say I'm cute and I take no s**t from bitches i just give em the boot.....I relentless with my rhyming sentences like photosynthesis i'm bent in this i went in this and banged it like a d**k I'M ******** SICK if you listenin' i bet you see me pissin' in this s**t straight comin' in this b***h you call hip-hop...
lemme slow down....
I don't need to smoke weed, i do it for pleasure and even on my worst day nobodies lyrics could measure. Even if you was like me I'm still this much better who else could d**k yo woman and get her this wetter man I'm the feather, the wing, and the whole damn bird and even though paki said it....
I'mma end it with
WORD.
Pakeh:
I'm scared worse than before. IT'S NIGGUMAN...Danananana..yeah..I'ma run now -Runs before I get shot too.-
Honey I ain't spittin', that's definately fo sho. You'll leave here cryin' to your mama 'til she says no mo'! Sorry but the only thing you'll be massagin' is my feet as you bow down in your newly found defeat. If this is a game, then I know the rules, because we both came up in here actin' like fools. My game is chess 'cuz I play like none the res'. In the end I get to say to you, smartin' up and look at the damn board you foo. Looks like your king is in a dire situation, for I am out to conquer this entire nation. Anyways, you better turn your head up quick because there is ol' Nicky standin' waiting for you to suck his d**k.
Rufus/Bakuro:
=Tries to resist the urge to join in. Fails.=
Yo what's up? I'm the white boy as a pup. Doing this s**t for the first time, but maybe better than a mime. I got ******** Paki pin, made from s**t tin. Sorry pops, but you ain't got s**t. I'm the one who's just plain fit. Better step aside bitches, before you start digging yourself ditches. Bakuro's here now, best take some time to bow.
=Throws up gangsta signs.=
Pakeh:
-Puts on a Nette fan pin.- owo -Puts mini Nick and Whisper fan pins on meh hat.- Naws. You guys are all awesome sauce so lolz.
Oh, oh, Rufus-san wants to join in now?
Hey hey white boy, you got a Paki pin? Man that's just a straight up sin. You better turn around now and tuck your tail between your legs, before I go sendin' you packing with tiny little pegs. It's pretty good for a jest, but I can assure, all you people are da best. You know how Pakers rolls, down a damn hill right with the little Jack and Jill. So you better take the other Nette, Nick, and Whisper pins, before you get caught like a fish sayin' glub glub with fins. Well it's time for the show to end, for I know through this rap battle there are wounds to mend. Goodnight y'all I'll see you tomorrow, just don't come babblin' to me with midnight sorrow.
Nigguman:
Bakuro sounds like he hero, but i bet he's a zero minus one, that is no pun he is the negative one and my gun, i c**k it back and shoot these bullets for fun at my son that leaked from my tip I'm negative one. No fun, boy do not run it's just me takin' ya whole life, wrappin' it up and scrap it like i was banging ya bro's wife... Opps, i was talkin bout that girl named MD, but dont tell ryo, he'll say "that s**t offends me" and then be pissed and try to come back and end me, but I am that nigguman no ***** can end me or send me packin'...I'm never lackin' and i just sit back attackin' you bitches lickin' my digit and rubbin' all on my midget. why dont you make a stack of some good a** sammiches, ******** YO COUCH my lyrics leave damages and leaves your lives in shambles have you talkin' and ramblin' and clamorin' on for more your lyrics have no stamina, but mine that just keep whammin' ya, big bomb bammin' ya, something like the flintstones cuz i keep bam bammin' ya...
******** WITH IT~
Rufus/Bakuro:
My tail ain't big enough because I'm a bunny, can't you see that through them eyes hunny? And what's with this shiz about tiny pegs, I think you been hitting them bubbley kegs. I may be just a white boy, but that don't mean I'm just a damn toy. I got the smarts to beat the shiz out of you, bet you don't even know who from hue. I gots the whiteness in my blood, and the rapping of the dad from the hood. I play games all night, seeing who could win in a pixel fight. This Paki pin, made out of tin; is pretty bad a**, but not so much sass. That's right all you posers, I'm the baddest white boy loser.
=Throws the mic down.=
Whisper:
Now, hold up, who said this was finished? Ain't go no endurance? Guess you didn't eat your spinach. Well, I did, so step aside, it's my turn, let the Whispy say somethin'. This is for all you "hardcore" rappers with your mean muggin'. Listen, lyrically, you are all equal to fleas, in comparison to me; how do you not see? And Paki, well I already get on my knees, for Nick and his s**t, but it's a perfect fit. See, my mouth's about as big as his d**k, which means I am inexplicably quick, considering the size of his..12-inch..log. My s**t clings and lingers like an everlasting fog. Now, when I said not to spit I meant it surely, since what I've seen so far has only been executed poorly. I think that, perhaps, a couple of downtown clowns, should make their s**t more profound, before they end up drowned-in my intellect, 'cause there is no other like me, I sit here, unconvinced, and I give it to you bluntly: I'm a poet and I know and I flow it and I show it. Think you know what this is? Well, you don't, 'cause I wrote it.
When it comes to the Whisper, you can't decipher his chatter, he sits beyond the borders of time, space, and matter. It's your minds that he aims to shatter, and once he's done, he serves them to you on a fine, silver platter. Had enough of me yet? Well, that's a damn shame. Because my name is the name of the game. And it's a game that you've found yourself wrapped up in, without a chance, a silver of hope, that you'll win. I have the power within, I am the Original Sin, you cannot stop my clamorous din, it makes all of your heads spin.
So forgive my conceit, but I know that you'll only retreat, you've all got cold feet, and you can't match up to this heat. Here's some advice: just be done while you can; I'm not a particularly lenient man. So pack your bags and give up, go home to poppa and mom. Attention: Please, remain calm, but you've just been hit with a bomb.
Pakeh:
Dammit all I thought I was headin' to sleep but here goes Kuro interruptin' the sheep. I might as well just shrug my shoulders because if this keeps up, my raps will be movin' boulders. The mountains will cry out and the Heaven's will give a shout as we rappers stand before the greats today, one high, another a bunny, and the last just a sway. No Nicky you know what, don't ******** my couch because it's gonna turn around and ******** you, why's that 'cause you're seein' two! You might be high for fun, but bein' higher than the sky is still under the sun. I'm at the sun's edges gettin' a tan, talking on the phone with my sweet man. You can't reach this height, no matter how far you stumble outta sight. Hold up, it's the Whizzy, here he comes with his little tizzy. I know I am gonna lose in the end, but Whizz you better turn around and bend. Nick spotted you thinkin' you had a mighty fine a**, but we all know it's just a tiny class. Ima try to get up to yo level but I know I'm digging my grave with this rap of a shovel. Nette over there squealing her head off, while the viewers will just stand there and scoff. Pakers can't win that is for sure, but I'll stand up and bust this to endure.

Bring it.
Nigguman:
AWH, COME ON GUYS....Fine, I'll do it then...
My intellect is scaring you, down right daring you, to spit with the likes of mc whispy and nick. and you know that niggu nick is gonna come in killin' it, he whippin' it like cars and got the game like he's stealin' it steady drillin' it, but you know he's never spillin' it and when it come to peelin' it you know he keeps the A.K all ways....That's every day, hit you up like every way, and you know who got's my back it be that wiggu whispy... Or maybe got my front, better yet my low extremities, the only one to fit it all in without bendin' me. even when I thrust he knows that i trust that he will not kill me with a bite when i bust.... hahahah I can't do it...
edit: I just read Paki's lil post on the subject but you can see I be a beast so nothing's gonna come from it, I'm way above it....And just because a girl got skills doesn't mean I wont get mean and show her how pain feels i am the death dealer coming like a Jackson type thriller and if you step to the right you might see me kill her...But no where near literal, lyrically superior I'm something like imperial... Hahahaha
Pakeh:
Now I'm finally off to dream land y'all, since I'm getting up early to go to the mall. I know Whizzy threw this battle or else I'd be over in the corner gettin' my a** whooped by a paddle. Have a goodnight and try not to have a damn fright the next time someone comes in here with a rap or two, just call in Whispy and he'll say "Shoo, shoo." Unless that person likes to be raped, you can call in Nicky to get them all shaped. Oh lookie loo it's the Artemis from outta the blue, you should join us sometimes, it's pretty damn fun, despite the fact we each get our butts whooped until we're well done. Sorry Rufus, we're not finished yet, that much in the beginning you could have just bet. My sweetums on the end of the line is draggin' me off for the night so if you hear a few bumps, just stay outta sight. <3
Rufus/Bakuro:
That ain't my fault pops of blackness, I'm bringing back my uber white a**. Mc Whispy may be the god damn hero, but why chill with a hero when you can drink with a Zero? I'm the ******** rabbit that will kick your a**, maybe you might want to take a breather and pass. I'm playin on my playstation games, and don't give a ******** about deflating shames. My DnD skills gonna whip your s**t, because my character's got the gat damn wit. Look at this shiz I just ******** rapped, I might as well be the whitest tapped. If any of you ******** got something to say, bring it on now before I get my frito lays.
Pakeh:
Now I thought I just got done with your a**, why don't you back away and cut the sass. I'm tryin' to head to bed and I know this'll be 'nuff said but you can take your dragons and flies and shove it to the point you hear the harpie cries. They'll be callin' your name and your shiznit alone, because here I am in the friggen zone. My four hundred books will take you up on your game, because after this you just won't be the same. My words are like a dagger in the hand of a girl with a whole lotta swagger. I wanna go to sleep, so that's it, you're done, after this whole bit it was just fun. Now Ive turned into someone who wants to win, wow that's not much of a sin. Cornelia Funke has nothing on me and Garth Nix would have to get past my lyrics just to see. A zero you say, now why would I want to do that? My beat will end soon to lay you out on the mat. You may have your dice and dungeons and bunny tails too, but I have a sketchpad and pencil you silly foo. Rappin' is for kids, you damn rabbit, now let me go to sleep before I make this a habit.
Rufus/Bakuro:
Hey you little girl, please don't make us hurl. My frito lays taste so good, don't want them coming back like s**t from the hood. I'll whip out my laptop, but maybe you will want to just plain stop. You better stand out of my way, before you get the lay. My gamer skillz are da best in da T-State, your time came, but just too late. Now it's time for you to run, before I really have fun.

It just ended with a lol'z...



My sweetums bugged me and bugged me to see if I would rap against him, so:

Pakeh:
Well lookie loo, how do you do, apparently the king is lookin' for a queen to stew. I know I won't make a full meal but at least let me sit down and give you a deal. Honey that hard on in yo' pants is making me wanna do a little lap dance. Just a little rub here and a caress there, I promise I'll show you the greatest of care. I love ya to death, and you're the greatest but apparently you haven't read the news that's the latest. I've stepped up to the bat and now Ima hit, let's hope to gods these lyrics won't be s**t. As I lay here in bed, I realize it now, that ball just soared over the crowd making my heart be fast from being proud. Too bad the damn thing went past the pole, for the fact it was a foul I stole.
Shade/Sweetums <3:
Look at this girl thinking she can play, wanting to be my woman in every way, but all i have is my heart, and her back from the start, And from her i wont part, but love I'm no king, just a bum that can fling, these words like a dart, to pierce into your heart,
so bring your pretty body over to me, an angel in the flesh for any to see, so come here and take a seat, my words moving along to keep the beat, and the windows smearing from the waves of heat, in the back of my car as you enjoy your treat, and a treat for me, more than any to you it might be, a demon with an angel in his arms, can you believe she is the one with all the charms, an ugly mother ******** with a beauty like her, but damn well he knows to make her purr.
Pakeh:
Baby you can make me purr all night long, still won't change the tune of this song. I can play in many a way, make you twitch and yelp and even sway. Royalty is what you are to me, I'm just waiting for you to wake up and see. Those wings you think that are demonic, makes me giggle like that Hedgehog Sonic. Look even closer Shadey my dear, squint if you need to without any fear. You'll realize those are wings of an angel, just with a smudge of dirt here to dangle. Oh don't even try to turn me on even more, you already havin' my heart take a soar. I'll bring my body anywhere you want, wigglin' and writhing just to give you a taunt. If I could rip out my heart, I would hand it to you, but the thing is you're my heart that surely is true. I can't live without you for every breathe you take, gives me another day to live and for you more happiness to make.
Shade/Sweetums <3:
Damn guys i think im beat, i know, it's amazing, it's such a feat, she wipped the Wizz and broke nicks bong, all going through the words of her song, what made a demon think he could win, with her tossing his lyrics straight into the bin, but truth be told, i still stand up bold, because the rest got dissed, and i'm in bliss, holding her close, boasting for her louder than most, so ill sit my a** down and enjoy my treat, listening closely to the sound of her beat, watch the haters turn an envious hue, as i sit, enjoy some bunny stew (Lol)