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Conversation on YIM with Fool Me Twice.
Beware of bad language. xD
aeternuscanor (8/13/2009 2:14:07 AM): Gimme an age. Has to be below 17.
achmoro (8/13/2009 2:14:18 AM): Twelve?
aeternuscanor (8/13/2009 2:14:45 AM): M'kay.
achmoro (8/13/2009 2:24:25 AM): HOLYSHITBALLS
achmoro (8/13/2009 2:24:39 AM): There is a giant spider in my room.
achmoro (8/13/2009 2:24:43 AM): Giant, like...
achmoro (8/13/2009 2:24:44 AM): Like.
aeternuscanor (8/13/2009 2:25:02 AM): o_o
achmoro (8/13/2009 2:25:10 AM): Larger than a....
achmoro (8/13/2009 2:25:11 AM): A thing.
achmoro (8/13/2009 2:25:13 AM): A big thing.
aeternuscanor (8/13/2009 2:25:15 AM): Does it have a health bar?
achmoro (8/13/2009 2:25:22 AM): IT MIGHT AS WELL
aeternuscanor (8/13/2009 2:25:49 AM): ...That's one hug mother freaker. O___o
achmoro (8/13/2009 2:25:52 AM): I'm going to need an enchanted katana or some s**t to kill this thing.
achmoro (8/13/2009 2:26:00 AM): It could probably kill a rat.
aeternuscanor (8/13/2009 2:26:27 AM): It's THAT large?
aeternuscanor (8/13/2009 2:26:33 AM): How big is it?
achmoro (8/13/2009 2:26:41 AM): Like, uhm.
achmoro (8/13/2009 2:26:58 AM): HANG ON ITS MOVING
aeternuscanor (8/13/2009 2:27:30 AM): xDDD
achmoro (8/13/2009 2:28:43 AM): I ******** stabbed it.
achmoro (8/13/2009 2:28:47 AM): With a damned footlong knife.
achmoro (8/13/2009 2:28:55 AM): And it... it won't die.
achmoro (8/13/2009 2:28:56 AM): ;o;
aeternuscanor (8/13/2009 2:29:07 AM): DDDDD:
achmoro (8/13/2009 2:29:08 AM): DEVILSPIDER
aeternuscanor (8/13/2009 2:29:12 AM): xDDDD
aeternuscanor (8/13/2009 2:29:21 AM): Is it still moving?
aeternuscanor (8/13/2009 2:29:36 AM): I'd tell you to smash it man, but....
achmoro (8/13/2009 2:29:37 AM): SPARE ME, OH MIGHT SATANARACH- No time!
achmoro (8/13/2009 2:29:39 AM): Still moving.
aeternuscanor (8/13/2009 2:29:40 AM): >________________O
achmoro (8/13/2009 2:29:41 AM): >_P
aeternuscanor (8/13/2009 2:29:43 AM): -SHUDDERS-
aeternuscanor (8/13/2009 2:30:15 AM): Are you sure it's just not like, it's nerves freaking out when it's really dead?
achmoro (8/13/2009 2:30:50 AM): It's swordfighting me.
achmoro (8/13/2009 2:30:58 AM): With it's toothpincer thingies.
aeternuscanor (8/13/2009 2:31:49 AM): ._____.
achmoro (8/13/2009 2:31:54 AM): The scary thing is.
achmoro (8/13/2009 2:31:56 AM): I'm not joking.
aeternuscanor (8/13/2009 2:31:59 AM): WTF do you have in your room, boy? Ctuthlu?
aeternuscanor (8/13/2009 2:32:03 AM): >________<
aeternuscanor (8/13/2009 2:32:46 AM): http://www.onemanga.com/Full_Metal_Alchemist/98/31/
aeternuscanor (8/13/2009 2:32:54 AM): Lookit that and then go to the next page.
aeternuscanor (8/13/2009 2:32:59 AM): He thinks she's dead, btw. xD
achmoro (8/13/2009 2:33:02 AM): Okay.
achmoro (8/13/2009 2:33:04 AM): It was a long battle.
aeternuscanor (8/13/2009 2:33:07 AM): xDD
aeternuscanor (8/13/2009 2:33:10 AM): You lost? :'D
achmoro (8/13/2009 2:33:17 AM): I, uh, I managed to cut four of his legs off.
aeternuscanor (8/13/2009 2:33:19 AM): /FAITH
aeternuscanor (8/13/2009 2:33:21 AM): O__o
aeternuscanor (8/13/2009 2:33:28 AM): Cheese and rice, boy.
achmoro (8/13/2009 2:33:31 AM): But the demon has retreated under the carpet.
achmoro (8/13/2009 2:33:46 AM): Where, uh.
achmoro (8/13/2009 2:33:48 AM): He made a bulge.
achmoro (8/13/2009 2:33:52 AM): In the carpet.
aeternuscanor (8/13/2009 2:33:56 AM): ...HOW IS HE STILL ALIVE?
achmoro (8/13/2009 2:34:02 AM): So I stabbed him.
achmoro (8/13/2009 2:34:05 AM): Through the carpet.
achmoro (8/13/2009 2:34:08 AM): Like, eight times.
achmoro (8/13/2009 2:34:16 AM): But he moved.
achmoro (8/13/2009 2:34:22 AM): And I guess he found a hole or something.
achmoro (8/13/2009 2:34:32 AM): Because the bulge moved and then suddenly disappeared.
aeternuscanor (8/13/2009 2:34:58 AM): O_______________o
achmoro (8/13/2009 2:35:16 AM): I should have known this was coming. I saw four different spiders from the same spot behind my bed in the last ten minutes.
achmoro (8/13/2009 2:35:20 AM): I killed them all, of course.
achmoro (8/13/2009 2:35:29 AM): But I should have known they were running from something.
aeternuscanor (8/13/2009 2:35:44 AM): xDDD
achmoro (8/13/2009 2:35:47 AM): I AM NOT JOKING. O_<
aeternuscanor (8/13/2009 2:35:48 AM): Dear cheese....
aeternuscanor (8/13/2009 2:35:57 AM): I don't think you are.
aeternuscanor (8/13/2009 2:35:59 AM): But oh.
achmoro (8/13/2009 2:36:03 AM): I... Myth....
aeternuscanor (8/13/2009 2:36:08 AM): I'm just sitting here laughing at your extreme misfortune.
achmoro (8/13/2009 2:36:10 AM): I could feel him biting the blade.
aeternuscanor (8/13/2009 2:36:16 AM): xDDDD
achmoro (8/13/2009 2:36:24 AM): Like, it made little clink clink noises when he did.
aeternuscanor (8/13/2009 2:36:35 AM): HAHAHAHAHA.
aeternuscanor (8/13/2009 2:36:36 AM): xDDDDD
aeternuscanor (8/13/2009 2:36:46 AM): You poor, poor thing. Oh man.
aeternuscanor (8/13/2009 2:36:49 AM): I'm pitying you so hard.
achmoro (8/13/2009 2:36:55 AM): It's like Cthulhu ******** Satan and their offspring stuck its d**k in a tarantula.
achmoro (8/13/2009 2:36:58 AM): ><
aeternuscanor (8/13/2009 2:37:18 AM): xDDDDDDDD
aeternuscanor (8/13/2009 2:37:34 AM): Can't... breathe....
achmoro (8/13/2009 2:38:16 AM): I'm wearing heavy denim. And when it crawled over my leg- at which time I exclaimed "********?!" -I could feel it.
achmoro (8/13/2009 2:38:19 AM): It was heavy.
aeternuscanor (8/13/2009 2:39:04 AM): xDDDD
achmoro (8/13/2009 2:39:35 AM): I think I'm going to sleep in the bathtub tonight.
achmoro (8/13/2009 2:39:37 AM): ;o;
aeternuscanor (8/13/2009 2:39:52 AM): Insects can enter a house through plumbing.
aeternuscanor (8/13/2009 2:39:53 AM): ....
aeternuscanor (8/13/2009 2:39:55 AM): : DDDD
aeternuscanor (8/13/2009 2:40:01 AM): Especially tubs.
achmoro (8/13/2009 2:40:03 AM): OH GAWD
aeternuscanor (8/13/2009 2:40:07 AM): YOU'RE WELCOME
aeternuscanor (8/13/2009 2:40:26 AM): I'm enjoying this way too much.
aeternuscanor (8/13/2009 2:40:29 AM): HAHAHAHA. xDDD
aeternuscanor (8/13/2009 2:40:34 AM): You poor b*****d, man.
aeternuscanor (8/13/2009 2:40:36 AM): Oh lord.
achmoro (8/13/2009 2:40:40 AM): I need to hang suspended in mid air in a sealed room with only subatomic holes to allow for oxygen to come on.
achmoro (8/13/2009 2:40:41 AM): in*
achmoro (8/13/2009 2:40:44 AM): DDDDDD:
aeternuscanor (8/13/2009 2:40:45 AM): xDDDD
aeternuscanor (8/13/2009 2:40:53 AM): Okay, okay.
aeternuscanor (8/13/2009 2:40:55 AM): Uhm.
aeternuscanor (8/13/2009 2:41:10 AM): Why don't you try to figure out what kind of a spider he is?
achmoro (8/13/2009 2:41:13 AM): Wolf.
aeternuscanor (8/13/2009 2:41:17 AM): Wolf spider?
achmoro (8/13/2009 2:41:23 AM): -nod-
aeternuscanor (8/13/2009 2:41:34 AM): Was he on steroids or something? o____o;
achmoro (8/13/2009 2:41:44 AM): Oh, dude, this is not as big as they get.
achmoro (8/13/2009 2:41:53 AM): I've told you about Brazil, haven't I?
achmoro (8/13/2009 2:42:00 AM): The spider that was so big our dog barked at it?
aeternuscanor (8/13/2009 2:42:25 AM): xDD
aeternuscanor (8/13/2009 2:42:27 AM): Yes.
achmoro (8/13/2009 2:42:37 AM): This was about that size.
aeternuscanor (8/13/2009 2:43:11 AM): xDD
achmoro (8/13/2009 2:43:15 AM): They're crazy aggressive, not really afraid of people, and they pretty much grow to a size relative to how much they can eat.
achmoro (8/13/2009 2:43:25 AM): So this ******** was eating well.
aeternuscanor (8/13/2009 2:43:32 AM): xDDD
aeternuscanor (8/13/2009 2:44:06 AM): They look so soft and fuzzy.
achmoro (8/13/2009 2:44:10 AM): Grah.
aeternuscanor (8/13/2009 2:44:10 AM): owo
achmoro (8/13/2009 2:44:15 AM): Every stray hair feels like it.
achmoro (8/13/2009 2:44:19 AM): >_o
aeternuscanor (8/13/2009 2:44:23 AM): xDD
achmoro (8/13/2009 2:44:44 AM): I think it was chanting.
achmoro (8/13/2009 2:44:48 AM): In the Old Tongue.
aeternuscanor (8/13/2009 2:45:28 AM): -snorts- Now I don't believe you.
achmoro (8/13/2009 2:45:33 AM): xDD
achmoro (8/13/2009 2:45:42 AM): Okay, yeah, I just added that for effect.
achmoro (8/13/2009 2:45:45 AM): But seriously.
achmoro (8/13/2009 2:45:55 AM): The biting sound when it attacked my knife was audible.
aeternuscanor (8/13/2009 2:46:24 AM): Jeeeez. xD;;;;
achmoro (8/13/2009 2:46:38 AM): I couldn't even kill it!
achmoro (8/13/2009 2:46:46 AM): I smashed it with the flat of the blade and it just kept going!
achmoro (8/13/2009 2:46:55 AM): I only managed to cut off some legs.
achmoro (8/13/2009 2:46:56 AM): ;o;
aeternuscanor (8/13/2009 2:47:11 AM): Okay.
aeternuscanor (8/13/2009 2:47:17 AM): So, tell me. How big was he?
achmoro (8/13/2009 2:47:34 AM): I want to say half-dollar, but I don't remember how big those are.
aeternuscanor (8/13/2009 2:47:50 AM): Double the size of quarters.
aeternuscanor (8/13/2009 2:47:56 AM): You're talking about a coin, right?
achmoro (8/13/2009 2:47:58 AM): -nod-
achmoro (8/13/2009 2:48:01 AM): Yeah.
aeternuscanor (8/13/2009 2:48:07 AM): So two inches...?
achmoro (8/13/2009 2:48:08 AM): That's about the right size.
aeternuscanor (8/13/2009 2:48:30 AM): ...How did it not die when you CUT THE LEGS OFF? xD;;;;
achmoro (8/13/2009 2:48:39 AM): Well, that doesn't usually kill it.
achmoro (8/13/2009 2:48:50 AM): It just makes them do that thing where they curl up and wait for death.
aeternuscanor (8/13/2009 2:48:56 AM): But you STABBED IT.
achmoro (8/13/2009 2:49:02 AM): But I stabbe- Precisely.
aeternuscanor (8/13/2009 2:49:04 AM): "Deeeeath-! ;A;"
achmoro (8/13/2009 2:49:12 AM): And then I crushed it with the flat of blade.
aeternuscanor (8/13/2009 2:49:15 AM): Are you sure he won't die? xD;
achmoro (8/13/2009 2:49:15 AM): Four times!
aeternuscanor (8/13/2009 2:49:22 AM): You didn't do it hard enough. D<
achmoro (8/13/2009 2:49:30 AM): He was still crawling under the carpet.
achmoro (8/13/2009 2:49:38 AM): He just... disappeared.
aeternuscanor (8/13/2009 2:49:43 AM): xD;;;
aeternuscanor (8/13/2009 2:49:55 AM): How the hell are you going to fall asleep?
achmoro (8/13/2009 2:50:32 AM): The Elder Ones saw the wounds he had sustained in battle, and pitifully welcomed him back into their dark clutches.
achmoro (8/13/2009 2:50:37 AM): /weep
aeternuscanor (8/13/2009 2:51:04 AM): xDDD
aeternuscanor (8/13/2009 2:51:31 AM): My poor hubby... oh my gosh.... xD;;;;;
aeternuscanor (8/13/2009 2:51:33 AM): -huuuuuuuuuuugs-
achmoro (8/13/2009 2:51:54 AM): xD
achmoro (8/13/2009 2:52:20 AM): He's under the carpet now.
achmoro (8/13/2009 2:52:25 AM): He's too fat to get back out.
achmoro (8/13/2009 2:52:29 AM): I should be safe.
aeternuscanor (8/13/2009 2:52:49 AM): Just, like, staple your carpet just to be safe.
achmoro (8/13/2009 2:52:52 AM): xDD
aeternuscanor (8/13/2009 2:52:53 AM): ...EVERYWHERE.
achmoro (8/13/2009 2:52:57 AM): xDDDD
aeternuscanor (8/13/2009 2:53:51 AM): xD;;;;
aeternuscanor (8/13/2009 2:54:03 AM): And YOOO.
aeternuscanor (8/13/2009 2:54:13 AM): Now that you're like, less traumatized.
aeternuscanor (8/13/2009 2:54:18 AM): Tell meeeee.
achmoro (8/13/2009 2:54:19 AM): -twitch-
aeternuscanor (8/13/2009 2:54:22 AM): xDDD
aeternuscanor (8/13/2009 2:54:29 AM): -petpet- ~<3
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 MythicalYoko · Thu Aug 13, 2009 @ 10:03am · 2 Comments |
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