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how to get kicked out of walmart
Well world me and a gaia friend are working on this list now its kinda funny its how do you get kicked out of walmart she and i are posting this in our journals for all to see if you have suggestions or comments you know what to do right sweatdrop

How to Get Kicked Out of WalMart

• Get all the tin foil and make a bunch of helmets, give them to people and tell them “The aliens are coming!”
• Get a ton of sodas and duck tape them to a cart, shake up the cart, and have a soda rocket ship.
• You could get bags of skittles and open them and start throwing them at people yelling "Taste the freakin' rainbow!!!"
• Go to the egg area and scream “My babies!!! You murderers!!!”
• Go to the frozen meat section and start screaming "WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO MY FAMILY!!!!!!" As you start digging through the frozen chickens and such, you start trying to carry a bunch to a hotter area of the store or throw them all in a cart and start running to a hotter area.
• Dress up as a cop and take all the mushrooms saying that they’re drugs.
• Dress up as a fireman and start running around the store spraying everyone with some sort of portable water carrier.
• Go to the Easter section opening peep boxes and yell ''Be free my friends run back to your peep home!''
• Go to the Halloween section, get dressed in one of the costumes and hide. Then, when someone comes by, you pop out at them or, run around the store scaring people.
• Get a bed sheet and run around as a ghost saying “Go to Kmart.”
• Wear all black and a trench coat and start stalking people and when they turn to look at you, stare at them intensely.
• Wear only a hat and trench coat and start flashing or start streaking.
• You could grab something small and inexpensive with lots of pieces and head to the cashier to check out. Then, when it comes time to pay, you start yelling at the cashier about something stupid, like politics, and after several minutes of arguing or she/he threatens to call security, you break open the package or whatever and throw all the pieces at the cashier and maybe even everyone around you. Then, you yell at everyone staring at you and get in their faces and continue your rampage until you feel like leaving, you get escorted out, or you follow someone out the door while yelling at them; following them to their car (keep your distance, in case of tasers and pepper spray).
• Go to the party aisle, put all the silly string and streamers into your cart and go down the other aisles spraying everyone with silly string and putting streamers all over everything and everyone.

there may be a part two or anouther place to get kicked out ok world xp






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Rattrap_G1
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commentCommented on: Fri Aug 14, 2009 @ 07:32pm
what about getting all the balls together and playing a game of dodgeball?
or
get a group of friends and get the bikes out. ride the bikes around in a game of bike tag

or these not drastic enough?


commentCommented on: Sat Aug 22, 2009 @ 10:04am
you could also spend significant jail time for most of those ideas.



Angles and Dangles
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