Welcome to adulthood! For achieving this new chapter in your life, we're going to include a special package of People Who Try to Start s**t! This includes, but is not limited to, a best friend who is moving to Massachusetts to be with the boyfriend she just broke up with for the 5th time, a mother that randomly decides to hate your boyfriend, and a friend that assumes too much about you and refuses to talk things out.
But wait! There's more! If you turn 18 in the month of July, we'll throw in a free Grandmother You Hate! That's right, if you turned 18 as recently as this month, we'll give you a grandmother who didn't seem to give a damn until just recently!
You can have ALL of this s**t to deal with for the low, low price of one excrutiating migraine! And we won't even bother waiting for you to order it either. It's on it's way to your front door RIGHT NOW!
 Pixelly Wrath · Sat Jul 18, 2009 @ 08:23pm · 3 Comments |
