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Me, Myself, and I. Not to sound egotistical.
Santa is evil.
Santa if evil.

Why?

1) He is a stalker: "He knows if your sleeping, he knows if your awake."
2) Move the "n" in Santa behind the second "a", it becomes... "Satan." Coicidence? I think not.
3) He uses deer to pull his sleigh just to spite hunters.
4) He only comes one day out of the year. If he really loved us, he would bring us presents every day. Or at least once a month.
5) He is taking the focus off "Christ" in "Christmas. He makes baby Jesus cry.
Edited, thanks to Bellstrinde
6) He breaks and enters / trespasses thousands of homes a year.
7) He travels the world without a passport.
Except for those last two, I came up with all of these on my own.






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Don Romani
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commentCommented on: Wed Dec 14, 2005 @ 12:14am
Are you a Dumbass or somthing? Santa is not even real.


commentCommented on: Mon Dec 19, 2005 @ 02:17pm
Well.... I heard that Santa Claus IS real, and that his real name is... hm... I think it was Nicholas something...

Nicholas was a rich generous man and gave gifts to people, rich or poor, especially during christmas days...

Thats as much as I know, teehee! But you dont have to be so critical about Santa, Sky burn smilies/icon_crying.gif



alwaysYOangel
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pelke
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commentCommented on: Wed Dec 21, 2005 @ 11:06pm
He also trespasses, breaks and enters, and travels all around the world without a valid passport.

The fiend.


commentCommented on: Fri Dec 23, 2005 @ 04:19pm
'2) Move the "n" in Santa behind the second "a", it becomes... "Satan." ' My dogs name is Spot. Coicidence? I think not!
PS. Do you do a lot of Bible thumping?



Born On The FM Waves
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marvelfan281
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commentCommented on: Thu Feb 16, 2006 @ 11:25pm
He's a bible-fanatic.

And I prefer to say Santa spelled sideways is Satan.

And his name was St. Nicholas. He was from Hungary and he would put small gifts and food in the shoes of children. He was a good man. He actually did wear clothes similar to Santa Claus, but he had no deer who could fly.


commentCommented on: Tue Mar 21, 2006 @ 10:35pm
Hehe!



Master_of_Jello
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chocolate_luver 324
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commentCommented on: Sun Aug 20, 2006 @ 03:56am
Where did you get this? o_O smilies/icon_eek.gif O_o


commentCommented on: Tue Jul 17, 2007 @ 01:49am
During Christmas, we give gifts because Jesus got gifts when he was born, Gold, Frank Insence, and Mure (spelling?). So now we give gifts to remember his gifts.



scottnj
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